ms. remiss

imprisoned by society's expectations. freed by tumblr. hallelujah. @jwill526 is bae.

[michellepsychologist]

By Emm Roy

[zestzeallifechill-blog]

From the Counselor to the Chef.

Breathtaking, awe striking, amazingly refreshing and intriguing is every moment with you. Loving you is beyond the words of this universe. I love you reverently, spiritually, divinely, physically, emotionally psychologically. I love you with all my volition. My love surpasses my ontology, my understanding of cosmology, sheds light on my astronomy, lifts me like soteriology, and blows my mind like the theory of relativity. It goes beyond all that I know and ever knew; however it is empirically true. That’s how I love you through and through.

[msremiss]

Oh my....I can only imagine what it feels like to be the girl that makes a man feel this way. It must feel like safety, passion, adventure, heaven, imagination, reality, and pure bliss with a touch of confusion and a whole lot of gratitude all mixed together to create what we so simply call, love.

[clovvenhoof]

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

[samandriel]

[internetastronaut]

finally something to match my soul

[hektikk]

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

[cosmic-aria]

finally i can become the void

[neurodivergent-crow]

i’d wear it every day

[a-daks]

It looks like a puddle in that photo but it’s really all crinkled like the rest of the foil and the vantablack coats it. It just reflects almost no light.

[ladysomnambule]

It’s like a texture glitch

[a-tribe-called-tress]

#sogonechallenge (IB viral shark)

Lmao

[sadgurlriri]

I hate whoever made this

[a-tribe-called-tress]

^^^^

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg nooooo

[lucidtothevibes]

this is perfection

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

Best one so far

[cartoonsandorgasms]

Honestly, truly

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[kawaii-hiko]

Meeeee

[dope-kulture]

[hiphopclassicks]

Andre 3000 x Chance The Rapper

[thundergraceee-deactivated20191]

Lmfaoooo some ppl are too funny

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

“job” 😭😭😭😂

[silkktheshocka]

OMG

[jjsinterlude]

Job 💀😭

[janinespacey]

“Smooch is worse” I’m dead 😂

[hypnotic-flow]

this is greatness 😂😂😂😂

[ogsplendapapi]

Remote 😲

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

who at CN is going to fess up for this..

[eggorf]

Oh my god

[no-one-to-be-precise-deactivate]

im missing something that feels hella obvious

[538pm-deactivated20240107]

omg

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Lmaomg.

[mixgawdess]

Bro

[awerkofart]

Goodnight 💤

[indiibleu-deactivated20190105]

I ain’t even shocked no more. Cartoon Network is back to it’s old raunchy, just lowkey now lol

[daveybaby]

Wow!

[deebott]

Good bye

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

If you don’t understand this you a dirty nigga lmao

[foodieapprovedeats]

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[weloveshortvideos]

[queerist]

NO

[deebax]

YES

[foodffs]

Berry Colossal Crunch Banana Pudding

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[msremiss]

Hmmmm

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Just say that y'all hate black women and go

[ovoxdreamville]

So imma just leave this here….

[thefourtwentytimes]

raw talent and appreciating his woman gets him a 10 in our ratings scale

[mostlysignssomeportents]

h/t Fipi Lele

[theancientdoomabyss-deactivated]

…no.

[victoriankeysmash]

business in the front spiders in the back

[unfollowing-since-2014]

When people talking about “reinventing the wheel”.

[wagnetic]

reblogging again for that comment

[psych2go]

Hey guys! Have you ever been curious what your handwriting could reveal about your personality? Watch this video and comment your handwriting size and what your personality is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odfph9-P16s

[mareya]

the other side

[relative]

i dont think i can put into words how much i enjoy this