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Mituna is offline

MITUNA: See you next time

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Mituna, why do you keep your hair in your face all the time?

MITUNA: One- it wont go anywhere else

MITUNA: Two- my face is awful

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Mituna, can you at least find water?

MITUNA: The good news is there’s running water

MITUNA: The bad news is that its kinda yellow…

MITUNA: Fuck it, if this kills me it’ll be a relief

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were just wurried Mituna :c. But you definately have a lot to deal with compared to us- im livin in a nicr government shelter myself with lots of power!

MITUNA: Well good for you

MITUNA: I’m just a horrible person who has horrible things happen to him

MITUNA: The world is stupid

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Hey mituna, have you been making sure to take your meds? Or have you been able to find any that you need?

MITUNA: See this bottle? Empty.MITUNA: See this other bottle? Also fucking empty. Maybe some food crumbsMITUNA: Hospitals kinda shut down after a month of not being able to save anyone

MITUNA: I only keep these to store bits of food. Which I’m also out of.

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*shrugs* sometimes people throw out good food. Where have you been? Couldnt find power for a while?

MITUNA: Oh, excuse me for not talking to my two internet fans all the time

MITUNA: I just need to put the end of the world on hold, stop the earthquakes and freak weather, and ignore the starving coyotes.

MITUNA: ….Okay, that was dumb and I’m a horrible person

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As weird as it is have you try looking in the trash for food? Or maybe under someones bed where they kept a secret stash of cookies or something?

MITUNA: Why the FUCK would I eat garbage? That’s disgusting, asshole.

MITUNA: As for a secret bed stash, I already checked.

MITUNA: My life sucks.

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Mituna is online

MITUNA: Does anyone know where I can find something to eat? MITUNA: This place is goddammed empty

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Mituna Captor is offline

MITUNA: Alright, I gotta go wash my arm now that the blood dried again

MITUNA: And keep it wrapped so they don’t fucking open up FOR THE FIFTH GODDAMNED TIME

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Mituna, are you feeling okay? You were really upset last time we saw you, and now your arm is all cut up....

MITUNA: I’m great! King of the world right here!

MITUNA: I’m here to kick ass and play video games

MITUNA: And my games are still charging

MITUNA: The last few months sucked

MITUNA: This was… nothing. Seriously. Stop asking jesus fuck

MITUNA: IM.

MITUNA: FINE.

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this is @ whoever, if you were to die tomorrow, and you could do anything today, what would you do?? :-00

MITUNA: PUNCH A BEAR!!!

MITUNA: …And find my family

MITUNA: I’m sure they miss me. Who wouldn’t?

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Athena was the goddess of knowledge and hades was basically a glorified accountant (he counted money and kept track of stuff like that a lot. Ya know, aside from keeping watch over the dead. Big ole goth nerd)

MITUNA: Alright go Athena. Knowing stuff is cool.

MITUNA: But Hades just seems like a huge-ass nerd and nerds are lame

MITUNA: Athena could also count as a nerd but accountants are extremely lame

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speaking of greek gods. have you played god of war??

MITUNA: The game play was cool and it was fun fighting all the different types of mythical monsters like medusa.

MITUNA: also the gameplay where you bang the girls was fun, especially cause you could do it nonstop. tiTTY. TITTY EVERYWHERE!. Sadly, the sex minigame is off-screen but you still get to see naked chicks

MITUNA: Its also kinda sad because you find out that you killed your own wife and daughter and their ashes are embeded in your skin…..

MITUNA: Overall a great game series. Would reccommend.

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Athena and hades were geeks

MITUNA: Explain

MITUNA: I didn’t pay attention in history class

MITUNA: Or world religions

MITUNA: Or whatever the fuck the class was where we might have learned about gods

MITUNA: Actually, I barely paid attention in any classes

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hey mituna.. at the club.. the music goes.. tunz tunz tunz tunz ((haha... did u see my joke??)) (notice me senpai)

MITUNA: What was that?

MITUNA: I think I heard a distant, body-less voice misspell UNTZ. Or possibly un-tiss.

MITUNA: A very stupid and annoying voice

MITUNA: Anyone else hear that?

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THANK THE GREEK GEEK GODS

MITUNA: What greek geek gods?

MITUNA: Please tell me exactly which greek gods are/were geeks

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What happened to your arm tuna :?

MITUNA: Oh, this?

MITUNA: Nothing. Nothing at all.

MITUNA: My arm is completely fine.

MITUNA: 100% good.

MITUNA: I guess I have some cuts that keep reopening because I’m a goddamn clutz

((OOC: This next part is supposed to be tiny, like a whisper, but the theme won’t do it, so just pretend...))

MITUNA: that’s a lie