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Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

loveridden1999

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

memewhore

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

You wanna turn the sound on for this one

shamebats

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

shamebats

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

whatrealbeautylookslike

I love the casual substitution of "gods" instead of "god" in colloquial sayings. "oh my gods" "gods, my feet hurt" etc etc. like yeah deconstruct the societal standard of monotheism with me. let's party

ballwizard

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

manlyhusbando-deactivated201807

If you wanna get with me..

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck