Manifesto: Day 1

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Jake: Why is Won sneezing?

Jay: Someone snuck a cat into the dorm

Jungwon, still sneezing: I— I think it's in the— *sneezes* ...living room

Sunghoon, actively walking into the room, cat in hand: Hi guys!

Jungwon, done™️: ...

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Sunoo: today marks the day I've been disrespected for the 78th time.

Heeseung: did Sunghoon give you toothpaste and chocolate chips for breakfast again?

Sunghoon: Technically its still mint chocolate!

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Jay: I am Jungwon's favourite, he could never replace me

*later that day*

En o clock staff; Jungwon, which member would you betray for this $4 toy?

Jungwon: Jay hyung.

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Jay: I was arrested for being too cool. Sunghoon: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Jay: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Heeseung: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. Heeseung: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Sunoo: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Sunoo: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Sunghoon: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Riki: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Sunghoon: You're like 16 years old Riki: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Riki: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Sunghoon: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Riki: Absolutely not.

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Heeseung: Have you seen a person named 'Sunghoon' around here? Riki: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. Jake: It looks fine to me? Riki: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Heeseung: You know those things will kill you, right? Sunghoon, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Jay, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Jake: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Heeseung: *Screams* Sunghoon: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Jay: Should we do something? Jake: No, I want to see who wins.

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Jungwon: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Jay: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Sunoo isn’t

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Jungwon, pointing: May I sit there?

Jay: That's my lap

Jungwon: That doesn't answer my question, hyung.

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Yeonjun: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?

Jay: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.

Yeonjun: ...

Jay: ...

Yeonjun: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

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Jake: What are you doing..?

Riki: Getting divorce papers

Sunoo in the distance: ALL I SAID WAS GO TO YOUR OWN BED

Riki: SAME DIFFERENCE