STANLEY!!

me if walking through the wrong door was a crime:

[enjoyerofbuckets]

Woah? Is this thing actually working? I thought the internet was beyond repair. Sick!

Hello! My name is Stanley! I’m employee 427 at… uh… not important!

My life is kinda strange, so feel free to ask about it!

hoping that he’s not too mad when he finds out about this. whoopies!

➡️🪣⬅️

ASK BLOG RULES:

- Don’t be weird, I’m just a guy.

- Magic anons are cool!

- Other Stanleys and other characters are cool!

- Just have fun!

ABOUT THIS STANLEY:

- He is trans male 🏳️‍⚧️

- He has ADHD, like 80 of them

- If there’s one thing you must know about Stanley, it’s that he ALWAYS commits to the bit.

- To be continued…

[mothmanfucker2]

The Stanley Parable Narrator voice

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[silviaflowers]

so-called "free thinkers" when there's an adventure line

[rating-your-blorbos]

Stanley, The Stanley Parable?-🎙️

Stanley Stanlry Parable!

Requested by Mic Anon

Rating: 10/10

Reasons:

-i mean

-its stanley

-he's literally the Guy who gets put in Situations of all time

[babybasher]

[carboncopii]

[memorycycle]

boil 1 large noodle

[stitchposts]

[spookyduckqak]

Stanley from that one parable would love this one

[enjoyerofbuckets]

✅

[the-stanley-parable-roleplay]

[sovietnam]

[enjoyerofbuckets]

OH GOD. OH GOD. I DON’T HAVE $14.99! I’M SORRY!

NARRY HELP, IT’S GONNA KILL ME!

[supreme-yapper]

The Paywall is hungry, Stanley. It's waited long enough...

[enjoyerofbuckets]

I HAVEN’T BEEN PAYED SINCE 2013!

[enjoyerofbuckets]

OH GOD. OH GOD. I DON’T HAVE $14.99! I’M SORRY!

NARRY HELP, IT’S GONNA KILL ME!

[organicmatter]

had an autism moment at the computer part store today

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

BEEPPP

[enjoyerofbuckets]

Looks like Button Heaven to me! <3

[enjoyerofbuckets]

Hey. If you guys see a giant white dollar sign and it asks if you’ve seen me. PLEASE DO NOT LET IT KNOW WHERE I AM!!!

[supreme-yapper]

Stanley and I took a bit of a vacation. We...accidentally walked in on something very important, it seems. Ah, well. These "Inkfish" are quite welcoming, so I don't mind!

For any of you that may ask: Yes, I play the Snipewriter.

I discovered this little creature and decided to take photos with it. How wonderful!

Took a photo with Stanley, here. I have no idea what any of this means, frankly, but I'm enjoying myself.

...I do understand the hype, all things considered. This feels meaningful even to an outsider...

[enjoyerofbuckets]

<8D (You can tell it’s a squid because it’s squid shaped!)

((I play tri-slosher, I respect these cephalopods for turning a bucket into a weapon.))

[enjoyerofbuckets]

After… an amount of time of trying… working with both TK and Mariella… I have gotten… a bottle of Vanilla Extract.

Which I will now chug! :D