send in your blorbos!

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You got a blorbo? Send 'em in and I'll rate 'em!

-No nsfw, mod is a minor

-mod also uses she/her

-please don't get upset if I don't personally like your blorbos!

that's about all I have to say! send 'em in if ya want!

-(also btw this will eventually become an unreality blog so keep that in mind)

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Viktor from Arcane?

Viktor from Arcane

Rating: 7/10

Reasoning:

-haven't watched Arcane yet

-he looks like if a Victorian peasant walked out of a painting and. uh. idk I cant think of anything funny

-heard he's losing his humanity or something? big if true

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KC Glow from Incredibox V9 Wekiddy!

KC Glow from Incredibox V9 Wekiddy!

Rating: 10/10

Reasoning:

-now THIS is a blorbo

-guy I never heard of from thing I never heard of

-they seem neat as hell

-outfit looks like Homestuck /aff

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Stanley, The Stanley Parable?-🎙️

Stanley Stanlry Parable!

Requested by Mic Anon

Rating: 10/10

Reasons:

-i mean

-its stanley

-he's literally the Guy who gets put in Situations of all time

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Henry Emily from FNAF?

(Hope you're having a good day!)

Henry Emily, FNAF!

Rating: 9/10

Reasons:

-good dad

-cool guy

-grey sometimes

-babygirl

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Jay Merrick, Marble Hornets!!-🎙️

Jay Merrick, Marble Hornets

Requested by Mic Anon

Rating: 8.5

Reasons:

-know nothing about him but he seems cool

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Tim wright marble hornets !!!!

Tim Wright, Marble Hornets

Rating: 7.9/10

Reasons:

-never watched Marble Hornets. really need to

-that being said he seems neat

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Sebastian solace from pressure.

Sebastian Solace, Pressure

Rating: 8.5/10

Reasons:

-never got too into Pressure, so don't know much about him or his backstory

-that said, from what I've seen he is very cool

-also. this design. love his design

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Dr. Krankcase from Skylanders

Dr. Krankcase, Skylanders

Rating: 10/10

-I love Skylanders and am biased <3

-especially the doom raiders

-chompy mage is my fav. if you cant tell

-but still krank is awesome

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Nick from L4D2?

Nick Left 4 Dead 2

Rating: 3/10

Reasons:

-never touched this fandom

-barely even heard the name

-i just don't like the vibes I'm sorry

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herta from honkai star rail

Herta Honkai Star Rail

Rating: 4.7/10

-i know nothing about HSR

-but I don't trust her

-something about the vibes is off idk what

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wheatley from portal 2 (he did nothing wrong)

Wheatley Portal 2

Rating: 10/10

Reasons:

-neverplayed portal 2, but THIS MAN is the most blorbo ever

-look at him. he's a ball he's British and he's not a moron!

-this is the blorbo ever

-like I have almost no knowledge about portal but I can recite the moron speech word for word

-yeag

[shr00mie-rat]

my favorite war criminal

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He what

[shr00mie-rat]

things Wheatley did:

-accidental ableism

-overtook a facility

-turned GLaDOS into a potato (potatOS if you will)

-almost killed the main character

-got addicted to the robot equivalent of cocaine (NO, HE'S NOT FUCKING HORNY, SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP)

-had a meltdown so bad it almost destroyed the facility

Normal blorbo stuff

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yknow what almost all of those are fair enough

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sniper tf2

already rated :)

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wheatley from portal 2 (he did nothing wrong)

Wheatley Portal 2

Rating: 10/10

Reasons:

-neverplayed portal 2, but THIS MAN is the most blorbo ever

-look at him. he's a ball he's British and he's not a moron!

-this is the blorbo ever

-like I have almost no knowledge about portal but I can recite the moron speech word for word

-yeag

[shr00mie-rat]

my favorite war criminal

[rating-your-blorbos]

He what

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wheatley from portal 2 (he did nothing wrong)

Wheatley Portal 2

Rating: 10/10

Reasons:

-neverplayed portal 2, but THIS MAN is the most blorbo ever

-look at him. he's a ball he's British and he's not a moron!

-this is the blorbo ever

-like I have almost no knowledge about portal but I can recite the moron speech word for word

-yeag

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Sniper TF2

Sniper tf2 (Red and Blu)

Rating: 7.2

Reasons:

-second least favorite merc

-still love him tho

-he's still cool

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the spy from emesis blue

Spy Emesis Blue

Rating: 8/10

Reasons:

-man I really gotta finish emesis blue

-still kinda like spy tf2 who is cool

-havent finished it but I'm pretty sure it's good

-minus a point for using ai voices (I think)(not sure)