Heb je alles?

Je hebt geen idee.

[fall1997]

can you hear how loudly im thinking of you

[vladtheunfollower]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[enkelbijters]

Hebben jullie ook zo veel zin in verliefd zijn en zomer en gras en park en zon en fietsen naar zee en picknicken en om 11 uur ’s ochtends het raam open zetten en dan denken “Wow het ruikt echt naar zomer buiten, biertje?” en radler en jurkjes en meer verliefd en terras en zitten aan de gracht en voeten in het water en ijsjes en zonnebrillen en nog meer verliefd?

Ik wel.

[enkelbijters]

De zomer is nog niet voorbij, maar ik heb dit wel al allemaal gedaan. Ik heb deze zomer gewonnen.

[lycanthropoyremade-deactivated2]

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

[walkingwithdragons]

 I want a show where either

Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.

Or

A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[zozeebo]

[borderedlines]

i washed my face yesterday why am i still mentally ill

[freshmoviequotes]

[enkelbijters]

Gadverdamme

[ruinedchildhood]

[enkelbijters]

Hoe heb je je vriend leren kennen?

Hij woont (met nog zestien anderen) in mijn huis! We waren eerst een halfjaar gewoon huisgenootjes en toen gingen we dronken zoenen en nuchter zoenen en werden we verliefd :)

[spyroflame0487]

If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.

Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.

[fall1997]

can you hear how loudly im thinking of you