Um bye.

[justcatposts]

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

[eb0lagay]

that was so intense

[juuliaroberts]

where is her oscar I’m shaken

[mossluvrs-moved-deactivated2019]

also while we’re talking about nanaimo, a 17 year old indigenous girl went missing from the city yesterday. please also bring attention to that so we can get her home safely.

[blackness-by-your-side]

[1994gay]

[tpunkt]

[lostwhere]

[darkporc-deactivated20200920]

[kingjaffejoffer]

I think im just gonna use this Tumblr to post things I wouldn’t post on IG or Twitter.

One thing that’s really weird about Twitter is it creates this dynamic where you’re hyper aware of who follows you, especially celebrities. And it’s creating social media anxiety where I wanna send out a tweet at 1am about how I wanna raw Oprah, or how fried chicken skin makes my dick hard.

And then you hesitate cause you think about your favorite celebrity who follows you and how they’ll see you tweeting dumb shit and unfollow in disappointment.

I can’t have that on my spirit.

[lostwhere]

Who follows you that is a celebrity like that? Majority of mine are bots 🤔

[rosentraume]

[lostwhere]

It be your own company 🤦🏽‍♀️

[curlsandstems]

This made my inner child soooo happy.

[girlmelaniexo]

This is everything.

[sbrown82]

Omggggg. He finally did it. I’m LIVING!

[lostwhere]

People keep telling me The LEGO Movie is a kid movie...is it really?

[sobeitjay2]

I never seen a pair of Yeezys i wanted 

[lostwhere]

Or needed 🤷🏽‍♀️

[lostwhere]

If I know Im pretty sure we'll be perfect for each other how I get your attention 👀?

You got food? 

[buzzfeed]

don’t forget to drink some water, y’all.

[moved-again22-deactivated202112]

[lostwhere]

Head rushing 905 miles.

My body going numb.

My organs are sick.

Disorders getting worse.

Nothing going great.

[buzzfeed]

18 Things Millennials Are Responsible For Killing This Year

[ruinedchildhood]

tumblr in a nutshell

[twitblr]

Imagine the first reaction

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.