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vpandav

Forest mushroom report

cultofweird

Art by Iwo Pilc

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rt0no

black-raven200

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

hojolove

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

madgastronomer

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

themintycupcake

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

aridotdash

https://xkcd.com/150/

undanewneon

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

xtoxictears

Sometimes I think “what if I still like dressing in cute pink frilly outfits and collecting plushies when I’m 40?” and then I’m like ….SCREW EVERYONE I HOPE I STILL LIKE ALL THESE THINGS AT 40

ninimiel

Yeeeessss! Like I’m nearing thirty, I’m gonna be hitting 29 in a couple months and when i was younger I used to be like “Oh I can’t dye my hair weird colours when I’m older cos that’s Not Done TM, and now I’m getting closer to the age I thought I had to stop I’m just like “PINK HAIR IT IS, UNTIL I GET BORED AND CHOSE ANOTHER COLOUR!”. And I def plan on dressing alt af till I die (or stop liking it), mainly because I still can’t really afford that aesthetic, I buy lil bits and pieces when I can so it’s gonna take me a while before I have full outfits. I ain’t gonna sit here saving for every lil bit for literal years only to chuck it out because I’m “too old”. Fuck that noise. Same with the future dream house. Imma decorate that shit how I fucking want if I have the money for it lol.

spacedlexi

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie