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Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

reginaldqueribundus

...raktajino is alcoholic?? oh my god. This is why DS9 was Like That, they were just shitfaced all the time

aaronwaltke

Star Trek: Prodigy Cast / First Looks

We’ve finally announced our magnificent cast for our upcoming Paramount+ series, Star Trek: Prodigy, along with some gorgeous first looks at the animation style. I am thrilled you all can finally catch a glimpse of the new life and new civilizations we’ll be exploring. I can’t wait to show you more!

Ella Purnell (“Sweetbitter,” “Army of the Dead”) will play 17-year-old Gwyn. Her species is called the Vau N’Akat, and she grew up on her father’s mining planet, a cheerless place that drove her to explore beyond her home.

Brett Gray (“On My Block,” “When They See Us”) will play 17-year-old Dal, from an unknown species. He fiercely guards his hope for a better future, and sees himself as a nonconformist.

Rylee Alazraqui (“Doug Unplugs,” “Home Economics”) will play eight-year-old Rok-Tahk, part of the Brikar species. She’s a little shy and uncommonly smart, especially when expressing her devotion to animals.

Veteran voice actor Dee Bradley Baker (“Star Wars: The Bad Batch,” “SpongeBob SquarePants,” “Dora the Explorer”) will play Murf, an “indestructible blob” from an unknown species. His age is also a mystery, but he does have quite the appetite for ship parts and an intriguingly good sense of timing.

Angus Imrie (“The Crown,” “The Kid Who Would Be King”) will play Zero, one of the oldest and most unusual aliens to grace “Trek” canon: They’re Medusan, an energy-based species that have no gender and no corporeal form. To look upon their true appearance is to die from insanity, so Zero created a containment suit to protect their shipmates from harm.

And adding to his growing roster of voice-over roles, Jason Mantzoukas (“Invincible,” “Big Mouth,” “Close Enough”) will play 16-year-old Jankom Pog, a Tellarite who, true to form, enjoys a good argument and will often take an opposing viewpoint regardless of his own opinion, just so all perspectives can be heard.

oddthesungod

Sorry Odo lmao 🤭🤷‍♂️

singersalvageart

deanna troi hot girl summer

cemetrygatess

Totally normal night in which I google "Klingons 2 dicks"

cemetrygatess

I postulate they must also have 2 anuses

ens-tendi

you *prostulate*

#heh heh heh

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what your favorite ds9 ship says about you:

sisko/kasidy - you’re really into cooking as an expression of love

odo/kira - you enjoy seeing white men wallow in self-pity OR you’re a lesbian with a complex relationship to gender

odo/quark - you like enemies to lovers but only when it’s ugly old men who act like tom & jerry

jadzia/worf - you think sex is inherently funny (it is)

bashir/garak - you prefer gay subtext over textual gay representation

jake/nog - your favorite trope is childhood friends to lovers

bashir/o’brien - you enjoy saying “no homo” as a self-aware ironic joke

kira/jadzia - you love a good fire/water parallel

rom/leeta - you believe it’s what’s on the inside that counts

damar/weyoun - you like enemies to lovers but quodo is too tame for you. if they don’t actively try to kill each other onscreen then what’s the point

bashir/ezri - you ship jim and pam from the office

jadzia/lenara - you get really mad whenever ppl claim that discovery featured the first gay kiss in star trek

odo/lwaxana - you think lwaxana is massively underrated

jadzia/bashir - you enjoy the trope of women playing hard to get

quark/grilka - you like your women ferocious and your men devious

kira/ezri - you think it’s nice when women are friends and also kiss on the lips sometimes

the o’briens - you are fascinated by dysfunctional marriages for some reason

kira/bashir - you feel peeved that kira and bashir didn’t have more scenes together even though the actors got married in real life

quark/brunt - you’re a jeffrey combs stan

kira/mirror kira - you’re really interested in the trope of lesbian doppelgangers

mirror ezri/mirror kira - you have a healthy appreciation for unhinged female villains

quark/jadzia - you reside in a plane of existence totally beyond my comprehension

computerr

odo drip tuesday

computerr

incorrectstartrek

Janeway, to Harry and Tom: You two don't do anything halfway, do you?

Tom: Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot.

el-im

ziyal spends a summer apprenticing under uncle garak at his shop and ends up making a whole line of her own bajoran style dresses–but with cardassian fabric ;)