Be Good

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters

[iamwizzz]

they always wanna eat from gardens they don’t water

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[segamascott]

[sreegs]

[bippus]

Thinking of succumbing to something later

[largishcat]

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

[ducissatenebrarum]

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[cykelops]

I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cowboypsyop]

I'll fucking kill tha ginch for cutting me a absolutely dog shit slice of roast beast dude was carving that up 3 sizes too thin