Ensign Bootcrusher

Ensign Arthur Eckley First assignment aboard USS Enterprise NCC-1701! Studying under Mr. Spock

[ensigntripod]

Fuck you Dr. McCoy I WILL be having brownies for dinner you can't control me

[ensigntripod]

Shit my pants

[ensignbctos]

I was hanging w @ensigntripod when Mr. Spock got called for a routine scan after an away mission… there is no way our CMO is this insensitive??? I've never heard him talk that way about literally anyone/any race like that??? does he have a crush??

[owlgams]

Sorry :(

[ensignbctos]

I've only ever seen Mr Spock beaten in chess by the computer… and the Captain. which could mean nothing!

[ensignbctos]

just saw a crewman smack another crewman's ass in farewell?? is this much grabass normal on a starship?

[yowoahji]

omg get a grip Mr Spock

my sacrificed mccoys during the process 😔

[ensignbctos]

second shift was a little better, at least I didn't step on anyone this time? the CMO keeps popping in to bother Mr. Spock (???) and im convinced he is singlehandedly responsible for making this nickname stick.

[ensignbctos]

it did not go well. it went very very bad. oh i blew it oh what do i do oh god

[ensignbctos]

i was just trying to keep my head down and do everything well and Mr. Spock asked me to get him something and i went too fast and i misjudged the distance and i stepped on his foot HARD

[ensignbctos]

AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE BUT THE CMO WAS THERE AND HE LAUGHED AND CALLED ME "BOOTCRUSHER" ???????

[ensignbctos]

it did not go well. it went very very bad. oh i blew it oh what do i do oh god

[ensignbctos]

i was just trying to keep my head down and do everything well and Mr. Spock asked me to get him something and i went too fast and i misjudged the distance and i stepped on his foot HARD

[ensignbctos]

it did not go well. it went very very bad. oh i blew it oh what do i do oh god

[ensignbctos]

getting ready for my first shift!! kinda nervous but i think it will be fine haha