Proxy ' Shit

I guess this is a thing now? 23, proxy. He/they. Fletchling No kids. 18+ Blog

[enslaved-by-god]

((Tbh i forget this blog exists))

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Toby: Theres three ways to do everything; the right way, the wrong way, and the Toby way.

Y/N: Yeah, but isn’t your way just the other wrong way?

Toby: Yes, but it’s much faster.

[fuchsiaproxy]

@enslaved-by-god

[enslaved-by-god]

Can confirm.

[enslaved-by-god]

Sometimes I worry I’m a psycho.

Then I remember what I do for a living

[enslaved-by-god]

Treat your man right.

Suck his dick.

Make him breakfast.

Sacrifice his childhood bullies to your eldrich deity boss.

Help him with his laundry.

[fuchsiaproxy]

what if he already killed those who betrayed him? do i have their ghosts tourtured???

[enslaved-by-god]

Shit fam. Sounds pretty solid to me. I still gotta find two more.

[fuchsiaproxy]

who are they? i can keep an eye out next time i need to gather info on a target

[enslaved-by-god]

Some fuckers back in Colorado. Thinking of getting their heads and boxing them for an early anniversary present~

[enslaved-by-god]

Treat your man right.

Suck his dick.

Make him breakfast.

Sacrifice his childhood bullies to your eldrich deity boss.

Help him with his laundry.

[fuchsiaproxy]

what if he already killed those who betrayed him? do i have their ghosts tourtured???

[enslaved-by-god]

Shit fam. Sounds pretty solid to me. I still gotta find two more.

[enslaved-by-god]

Treat your man right.

Suck his dick.

Make him breakfast.

Sacrifice his childhood bullies to your eldrich deity boss.

Help him with his laundry.

[enslaved-by-god]

I’m not dead.

[enslaved-by-god]

Found an old photo of me in uniform.

[enslaved-by-god]

Damn. Sundress season already?

Time to get fucked in the woods I guess

[fuchsiaproxy]

by toby??

[enslaved-by-god]

I mean

Ideally yeah

[fuchsiaproxy]

now im curious on what EJs reaction would be to me wearing a sundress.....

[enslaved-by-god]

If he’s anything like Toby

You aren’t walking. That’s for damn sure.

Ouch

[fuchsiaproxy]

when did that happen??? was that the noise i heard last night??

[enslaved-by-god]

Nah that was our normal shit

Fucker found me in the woods

[enslaved-by-god]

Damn. Sundress season already?

Time to get fucked in the woods I guess

[fuchsiaproxy]

by toby??

[enslaved-by-god]

I mean

Ideally yeah

[fuchsiaproxy]

now im curious on what EJs reaction would be to me wearing a sundress.....

[enslaved-by-god]

If he’s anything like Toby

You aren’t walking. That’s for damn sure.

Ouch

[puffsaddy]

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

[borninthe80slovingtheladies]

Screaming

[enslaved-by-god]

Damn. Sundress season already?

Time to get fucked in the woods I guess

[fuchsiaproxy]

by toby??

[enslaved-by-god]

I mean

Ideally yeah

[enslaved-by-god]

Damn. Sundress season already?

Time to get fucked in the woods I guess

[enslaved-by-god]

Go on a mission in the rain they said.

You’re a fucking proxy they said.

You won’t get sick they said.

Fucking. I’m going to fight everyone when my nose stops running.

[axe-writes]

Beat their bitch asses!

[creepy-bi-day]

Axe. My friend.

You are now my favorite demon.

Ej laughed at me when I sneezed on him.

“Peasant”

Bitch I’m gonna beat his tall ass too

[axe-writes]

Heh yes! I will help you beat his tall ass!

[enslaved-by-god]

Please.

[fvcked-up-demon]

Definitely hun! We shall take his tall ass self’s kneecaps for being a bitch.

[enslaved-by-god]

Fuck yea.

Raid the lab for cold medicine too

[fuchsiaproxy]

please do not fight EJ.

[enslaved-by-god]

I’m gonna do it.

[fuchsiaproxy]

if i have to scrape you off the floor, i am going to tell slender........

but seriously, the last time i sparred with EJ it was like fighting either darkleer or GHB.

[enslaved-by-god]

I can fight GOD and WIN

I feel better tho so he’s gonna catch these HANDS

[fuchsiaproxy]

fuck it, im telling jack

[enslaved-by-god]

Wait no-

[fuchsiaproxy]

just did

[enslaved-by-god]

Athys why do you want me to die. I thought you loved me

[pilgrimkitty]

I want an omega who loves their heats.  Who feels strong and sexy and empowered.  Who feels like they’re the most powerful person in the world, able to bring all those tough strong alphas to their knees.

Strong, empowered, dominant omega, who is not a weak wilting flower.

[anonymousstinkkat001]

@creepy-bi-day

This basically calls to me as Omega! X-Virus/Cody

[creepy-bi-day]

Omg yes. Just

Yes

[anonymousstinkkat001]

Yeah, it called to me. I also, think he won’t use scent blockers or heat suppressants too often and be proud of who he was

[enslaved-by-god]

Oh for sure.

Doesn’t shame others for using them tho. He just doesn’t like them

[enslaved-by-god]

Go on a mission in the rain they said.

You’re a fucking proxy they said.

You won’t get sick they said.

Fucking. I’m going to fight everyone when my nose stops running.

[axe-writes]

Beat their bitch asses!

[creepy-bi-day]

Axe. My friend.

You are now my favorite demon.

Ej laughed at me when I sneezed on him.

“Peasant”

Bitch I’m gonna beat his tall ass too

[axe-writes]

Heh yes! I will help you beat his tall ass!

[enslaved-by-god]

Please.

[fvcked-up-demon]

Definitely hun! We shall take his tall ass self’s kneecaps for being a bitch.

[enslaved-by-god]

Fuck yea.

Raid the lab for cold medicine too

[fuchsiaproxy]

please do not fight EJ.

[enslaved-by-god]

I’m gonna do it.

[fuchsiaproxy]

if i have to scrape you off the floor, i am going to tell slender........

but seriously, the last time i sparred with EJ it was like fighting either darkleer or GHB.

[enslaved-by-god]

I can fight GOD and WIN

I feel better tho so he’s gonna catch these HANDS

[fuchsiaproxy]

fuck it, im telling jack

[enslaved-by-god]

Wait no-

[enslaved-by-god]

Go on a mission in the rain they said.

You’re a fucking proxy they said.

You won’t get sick they said.

Fucking. I’m going to fight everyone when my nose stops running.

[axe-writes]

Beat their bitch asses!

[creepy-bi-day]

Axe. My friend.

You are now my favorite demon.

Ej laughed at me when I sneezed on him.

“Peasant”

Bitch I’m gonna beat his tall ass too

[axe-writes]

Heh yes! I will help you beat his tall ass!

[enslaved-by-god]

Please.

[fvcked-up-demon]

Definitely hun! We shall take his tall ass self’s kneecaps for being a bitch.

[enslaved-by-god]

Fuck yea.

Raid the lab for cold medicine too

[fuchsiaproxy]

please do not fight EJ.

[enslaved-by-god]

I’m gonna do it.

[fuchsiaproxy]

if i have to scrape you off the floor, i am going to tell slender........

but seriously, the last time i sparred with EJ it was like fighting either darkleer or GHB.

[enslaved-by-god]

I can fight GOD and WIN

I feel better tho so he’s gonna catch these HANDS