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CURRENT ASK COUNT: 11

FAQ About WHY you didn’t see your ask:

1. It broke a rule, and was immediately deleted.

2. You sent it when asks were closed, and it was immediately deleted.

3. Tumblr ate it. Tumblr sometimes eats asks and I never receive them, and I have experienced it myself. Unfortunately, I can’t do anything about it.

3. It was too specific. By this, I mean you basically sent in an ask for an OC- major background was listed, possibly multiple mental disorders and physical characteristics, plus possible multiple species listed as well. This is TOO specific, I can’t pack all of that into an ask, and generally it won’t apply to 99% of my audience.

4. I can’t fit it into at least 150-300 words. By this, I mean the ask would be able to be answered in too few words for me to consider it an ask. This will in some cases just be posted as a general question, but in other cases it will be deleted. An example, “How would x creep react to a s/o that has a lip ring?” While this specifically hasn’t been asked, if it’s stuff along those lines I just can’t space it out.

5. I just can’t write it. Sometimes people send in asks that hypothetically SOUND good, and they are good ideas! But not every writer can form a plot to every ask. Sometimes, as much as it sucks to hear, I just can’t write an ask because I have a writers block for it and can’t do it.

6. I don’t think the blog would enjoy it. I write content not for the individual but for the group, so if you send in an ask that’s too weird that ends up being hard to write and comes off kind of bizarre, it probably won’t be posted.

It might suck to hear I might not accept your ask, but at this point with such a large following I have to put in rules and have a sort of standard. Thank you for being understanding.

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NOT A REQUEST BTW just a thought that i had that is funny and wanted to share

imagine slender coming back from a trip and the creeps are at the airport to pick him up and toby is just holding a sign that says “welcome back from rehab!!”

Okay that got me laughing out loud oh my god. He would. Toby’s the type to do something like that. And he makes sure he’s so emotional and choked up to really sell it. Thank you for this visual, it’s so incredibly accurate

Toby’s also the type to hang a banner above the door when Slender gets back from assisting other people outside the mansion that says “Welcome Home Cheater” and you can’t tell me I’m wrong

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I'm glad you liked the idea about Helen disliking Zalgo because he's French.

An addition to that is that if I remember correctly Zalgo's parents weren't so good as Monarchs and almost had their own (french) revolution. And Helen is just like "why didn't you chop their heads off?" To any Underworld born citizen and they explain that Zalgo is much better and all that and Helen is just staring at them and disappointed in them.

Slender probably had/has to remind him that he's not in France anymore and it is very much treasonous to say stuff like that in the Underworld lmao

Considering Zalgo’s parents are still alive, I also love the idea of Helen every now and then saying it’s not too late. Like, they’re right there and so old, just pull out a guillotine and get it over with. It just would’ve been so much faster to get them off the throne, you know? I also like the idea of Zalgo being very amused by this when he realizes this is just the way Helen is.

Zalgo ends up doing something that Helen doesn’t approve of completely and Helen is threatening to chop off his head himself and Zalgo is just shaking his head in amusement while the castle staff is so confused on if they should arrest him or something. Helen is the only person allowed to make threats like that.

Slender is constantly having heart attacks and Helen is just perturbed and annoyed because nobody is taking him seriously (he’s not going to do anything he just wants the recognition of his general attitude). Slender has to constantly give him lectures and that makes Helen even more stubborn about it. Helen is one of the problem children but he refuses to accept that fact

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VERY RANDOM QUESTION SO SORRY!!

Out of the AMAB creeps, who would handle something like mpreg the best and who would be against it on a scale

YELLINGGGG Okay honestly HILARIOUS question. This is so interesting to think about

This is just based on if they gained the ability to get pregnant;

Could handle a pregnancy well

Splendor

Candy

Slender

Hobo

Liu

Toby

Brian

Tim

Offender

Zalgo

BEN

Jeff

Smiley

EJ

LJ

Trender

Puppeteer

Helen

Jason

Could NOT handle the thought of carrying a pregnancy

But I’ll even go a step further and break it down more

Would happily carry a pregnancy for their partner like a dutiful male seahorse:

Splendor, Candy, Slender, Hobo, Liu, Toby

Well. If it’s what’s gonna happen they’ll handle it:

Brian, Tim, Offender, Zalgo, BEN (50/50)

Just not interested in giving birth in general:

BEN (50/50), Jeff, Smiley, EJ

Vehemently would not want to get pregnant due to what it would do to their body and/or just against having children:

Trender, Puppeteer, LJ, Helen, Jason

I love questions like this, thank you for asking

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I love your incorrect quotes of everyone they’re so peak

Thank yooouuuu <3 I try to do them when I can

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I think Helen dislikes Zalgo more than anyone else, just because he's French.

Everytime something goes just slightly wrong? The fuckass king of the Underworld is fault, even if he has nothing to do with it.

His inner French Man gets out and he doesn't even stop it.

Oh my god how have I never considered this. I just love the idea of something happening and Helen being like alright, I’m starting a revolution, who’s with me? Or, even Slender enacts a policy he hates or something and immediately goes on strike and stops working. I genuinely love this idea so much and didn’t know I needed it in my life. I have not been picturing his Frenchness to the fullest extent I should’ve been. Thank you for sharing this idea with me

Zalgo visits the mansion for any random reason and Helen is NEVER nice to him and he can never understand why and it’s just because Helen is French and hates authority figures. It happens enough times where Helen is just glaring at him with disdain from some corner somewhere and Slender just has to tell him that he’s French, it’s just how he is, and Zalgo is probably even more confused by that.

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Jeff: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!

Y/N: You should say something else.

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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

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Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

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Tumblr. Can you stop trying to kill this website FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?

WHO ASKED FOR THIS??

It’s already hard enough to grow your own blog and now it’s gonna be way harder. I hate it here.

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In Divorce AU, how would Slender and Zaglo react to reader having a baby? Before and after the birth?

I feel like this is the one thing that will literally reunite them as much as anything can. This baby (and you) are about to be the most cared for thing in the entirety of the Underworld.

They’re very helpful with preparing for the baby, putting in nurseries in both the castle and Slender’s mansion for whenever you stay at either so the baby has a put together room, and of course, assuming you’re in your own place as well they will literally buy you anything you need. You already never want for anything with these two as your parents, and for your baby it’s the same.

They’re so unbelievably excited because oh my god they’re gonna have a grandkid, but also holy fuck they want you to be safe and taken care of. The thought of losing you or the baby honestly terrifies both of them, so they definitely get a bit overprotective, but if you feel a little overwhelmed, just tell them to relax a bit and they’ll calm down. You’re their baby, you know? And now YOU’RE having a baby! That’s a big deal for them!

They are at every single appointment, making sure that both you and baby are in good health and that everything is going along well. As it gets closer to the baby being here, I think they’d probably have you stay at either the mansion or the castle so that there’s always someone around if you need help with anything. Once the baby is here, they’re also right by your side the entire labor and delivery, holding your hands and being your rocks the whole time.

Both of them bawl their eyes out when the little one arrives, and it’s like them having little you all over again. They will be THE best grandpas in the whole world if it’s the last thing they do. One of them will be pampering and caring for you until it’s safe for you to go home while the other helps with the baby. I also feel like they’d probably want you staying with one of them at least for a month after the birth so they can really take care of you and help out, or if you insist on staying at your own place, they’ll alternate staying there themselves and helping out. You’ll never have to go through a single thing on your own, and they’re both unsurprisingly good and capable helpers with pretty much everything.

I think it would sort of permanently help Zalgo and Slender reconnect better, helping you with the newborn and being grandparents. I don’t think they could ever get back to 100%, but having a little you running around that they can care for and spoil definitely helps. They were already always just a call away for you now, but especially so after you having a baby. If you need help with something, a night off, or just some company, they’re over there immediately, no matter what. I feel like both of their staff also care greatly for you and the little one, and whenever you both go to the mansion or the castle, you’re always followed around by very eager and excited employees that are so happy their employers are grandparents.

These cheesy motherfuckers are also ABSOLUTELY going to have photo albums FILLED with pictures of all of you together, and of the little one growing up. By the time the little one is all grown up there’s going to be a ridiculous amount of filled albums of the whole family over the years for you all to look back on and treasure.

I love rambling about this AU <3 I hope this was a good answer for ya!

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Tim: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?

Toby: To relax.

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Y/N: What are the hardest things to say?

Jeff: I was wrong.

BEN: I need help.

Toby: Worcestershire sauce.

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In a hypothetical story where you were writing the story of the mansion, which characters would realistically most likely die for any reason? -🧶

The funny thing about this question is I did in my first blog year write a book on AO3, and I did kill off several of the creeps. I haven’t looked at that in several years though so I don’t even know if I’d like my own writing in it, but I don’t wanna spoil anything :p

That was an x reader though. If I was writing a book literally just about the mansion… It’s kind of a tough question to think about. I feel like the ones realistically most likely to die would be Toby, Liu, Natalie, Brian, and Candy.

I feel like it would be any combination of wrong place wrong time, taking on someone too strong, or sacrificing themselves for someone else. I’d like to believe they could all stay alive and get a happy ending though 😔🫶

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NSFW Question; I don't want to jumpscare you so here's the warning.

I was thinking abt stuff and now I have to ask; since Jason and LJ were originally made to be kids toys, were they made with dicks? I imagine not, but I want your thoughts about it.

I always imagined that those two either use sex toys/a strap-on OR they modified their body so they could have sex with their partner(s). I get that it's been so long that it might be more practical at this point for them to give themselves semi-permanent dicks, but I honestly like the image of them using sex toys/strap-ons more.

This is honestly a great question! I’ve been asked this before but I feel like my answer never stays consistent. I leave it generally up to interpretation, but for myself I have 3 general options in my mind for how I headcanon it.

Option 1;

Strap ons, like you said. Assuming they don’t have genitals, that would be how they’d do anything penetrative. At that point as well I feel like I could see them attempting to make custom toys for their partner that they know would feel the best depending on your preferences, and I also have the idea of maybe they customized their bodies to just have a slot/hole there that they can insert the toys into so they don’t need to have an actual strap.

Option 2;

They developed genitalia when they fell from the Overworld. I think this was the last answer I gave? But their bodies went through a variety of changes when they fell and became demonic, and so it’s possible their bodies evolved and changed to be more “regular”, and they developed genitalia along with their other more mortal/demonic characteristics.

Option 3;

They already had genitals. I sort of imagine this one as they had been created to be as realistic as possible, and so they were created with fully anatomically correct bodies and already had dicks. The difference would be, I think they didn’t feel lust in the Overworld as that wasn’t their purpose, so they never got aroused, and thus never had any purpose for their dicks so they didn’t really matter for any reason other than just being anatomically more standard.

I tend to swing between these three ideas, but now I’m just also sitting here thinking about angels in the Overworld and their own anatomy and how their genitals would be, alongside Jack and Jason’s.

Another thought would be if they already had dicks, did they CHANGE when they fell? It’s possible when they became demons that their dicks could have become more monstrous/unique in appearance, but then I’m also wondering if they’d even have looked “normal” in the Overworld, or if they were already inhuman in appearance.

Anyway. I hope I answered your question! :)

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not to be 🥴😵‍💫 in someone else's askbox but have you ever seen an aerial strap routine?

Jeffontheaerialstraps-

Every time I’ve scrolled past this in my inbox I’ve been reminded of this mental image and you are SO RIGHT. Like honestly I think he’d learn to do it just because he KNOWS he looks good. His muscles just flexing while he’s using them and he’s agile and flexible enough to look really great doing it. Jeff on the aerial straps isn’t something I knew I needed in life but it 100% is.

Although I love the funny thought of him practicing so hard so he can show off to you, and just being so flirty the whole time, and then right at the end that’s when he finally fucks up for the first time and gets tangled or falls and looks like a dork and he’s just beating himself up over the embarrassment

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question, when any of the creeps were teens in the mansion did they ever sneak out? if they did, did slender ever catch them and if he did; what did he do

also love your tumblr, i hope you have a good day/afternoon/night/whatever your time zone is

I feel like all of them tried to sneak out once, and Slender always HAS to catch them. The bad part of being a teenager suddenly in the Underworld is that it is SOOOO easy to get lost and also so dangerous to do so. It’s basically a rite of passage to try and sneak out in the middle of the night and have Slender panicking and looking for you, only for him to find you just. Curled up scared and lost in a random area of the woods. He’d always take them home right away, make sure they were safe and uninjured, and then proceed to lecture them on safety and why it’s bad to go out at night alone and unsupervised if you don’t know your way around.

I think Toby, Jeff, Natalie, and Pup did this the most as teens, and had to be saved the most often.

The teens that did it once and learned their lesson the first time would’ve been Tim, Brian, Jane, and Liu.

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BEN: Jeff, why are you standing in front of the fan?

Jeff: I’m waiting for Y/N to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel.

BEN: You want Y/N to think you’re a supermodel?

Jeff: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of their walk!

BEN, sarcastically: You’re selfless.

Jeff: Thank you for noticing.

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in honor of the muppet show returning. i just want to say, i imagine toby would dream of being on the muppet show cause he’s got that whimsical fun energy

You are so right. I really think Toby would absolutely adore the muppets and I just love the thought of him being so excited about it and making everybody get excited about it with him