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CRAB RAVE!
Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka) has won the loser's bracket! tomorrow, we will find out who won the overall bracket, and then they'll go against each other...? will the winner of the main bracket mantain his position or will hokuto pull through? we'll soon find out!
happy voting!
the tour this card is from is about to start in engstars! be sure to check it out if you want some crabs 🦀
Final Champion: Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro)
after some long and arduous battles, this poll has finally come to a close! and after defeating his beloved hokuto-senpai in the bonus match, tomoya's Phantom Thieves VS Detectives CG has decidedly secured the position of Funniest Unbloomed Enstars Card!
thank you everyone for voting, and keep an eye out for more funny polls to be held in the future!
(a rare bloomed card?! see you later!)
i know the shinsekai in retaliation context: valk are trapped in virtual reality and they need to complete quests to win. Shu gives mika money to buy a weapon (mika choose the chainsaw, shu hates it) to complete challenges. Well as they're about to leave npc pushes shu into a fountain to do a woodcutter's axe bit (Aesop fable's honest woodcutter) with mika. "is this the shu you lost? or is it this shu?" One shu acts like rinne and the other shu acts like eichi. He refuses to call either of them Shu even tho the npc tells him he just has to choose one of them to leave the game. The eichi-shu makes mika so furious that he murders them both with his chainsaw instead of completing the quest. And then he gets sick because he was in vr too long to kill people <3
!!! you can also find some screenshots of the livetweet translation here, and the story should be coming to engstars in the following months too, so look forward to it!
BONUS MATCH: Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro) vs Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka)
the winner of the main bracket vs the winner of the loser's bracket!
genius and ordinary context:
hes fucking dead
satellite's north star context:
Lost in a forest trickstar find a cooked crab, but hokke decided that maybe the crab was playing dead and its redness could be a fancy trait of the crabs of the area, but they were in a forest. There are no alive crabs in a forest.
Which is funnier?
Danganronpa Corpse
Maybe Hokkaido's crabs are built different
CASE CLOSED!
and the winner of the funniest ensemble stars unbloomed poll is...........!
our dearest normal boy, Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro)!
after an arduous battle against ritsu's beam machine gun and a few close calls throughout the bracket, corpse tomoya has managed to pull through until the end!
part of the fun of this tournament was seeing the "context" the submitters provided for these cards, which sometimes was the actual context and other times was a joke about the card. the actual context for this cg is in the story Phantom Thieves VS Detectives, (which i greatly recommend) in case anyone wants to know how tomoya died
however, this isn't quite over yet, because we've just held a loser's bracket too! tune in tomorrow to see tomoya fight against his beloved hokuto-senpai in one final showdown:
Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro) vs Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka), coming soon!
Demon of the Twelfth Lunar Month (Ritsu Sakuma) vs Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro)
demon of the twelfth lunar month context:
get beaned anija
genius and ordinary context:
hes fucking dead
Which is funnier?
Bean machine gun
Danganronpa Corpse
CRAB RAVE!
Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka) has won the loser's bracket! tomorrow, we will find out who won the overall bracket, and then they'll go against each other...? will the winner of the main bracket mantain his position or will hokuto pull through? we'll soon find out!
happy voting!
Demon of the Twelfth Lunar Month (Ritsu Sakuma) vs Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro)
demon of the twelfth lunar month context:
get beaned anija
genius and ordinary context:
hes fucking dead
Which is funnier?
Bean machine gun
Danganronpa Corpse
Ensemble Stars Music Showdown Time!!!
I decided I wanted to jump on the bandwagon and run a tournament myself and thought one on everyone’s favorite enstars songs would be fun!
Submissions are open for any Ensemble Stars song (even stageplay exclusive songs if you want to submit one of those) and you can submit as many as you want, just don’t spam submit one song over and over to try to get it more votes or anything like that.
Link here!
https://forms.gle/YZBRA31qoLZz4sFV6
Idk how long submissions will remain open, it really depends on how much attention this gets, but it’ll be at least a week
Tags for attention! @doomed-bythe-narrative @enstars-ship-wars @piratepairoff @ultimate-divorce-tournament @the-worst-bracket @autismswagsummit
@enstarssongpolls @enstarsfunniest @goodritsumorning @enstars-solo-bracket @enstars-sexyperson-polls (thank you to the anon for suggesting a few more enstars specific poll I could tag!)
LOSER'S BRACKET FINAL: Wind-Reading Surfer (Rei Sakuma) vs Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka)
wind-reading surfer context:
rei sakuma (vampire) being scared of bats (the vampire animal)
he’s so cringefail <3
satellite's north star context:
Lost in a forest trickstar find a cooked crab, but hokke decided that maybe the crab was playing dead and its redness could be a fancy trait of the crabs of the area, but they were in a forest. There are no alive crabs in a forest.
Which is funnier?
Cringefail vampire
Maybe Hokkaido's crabs are built different
Vote for this guy ⬆️⬆️‼️‼️‼️
Demon of the Twelfth Lunar Month (Ritsu Sakuma) vs Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro)
demon of the twelfth lunar month context:
get beaned anija
genius and ordinary context:
hes fucking dead
Which is funnier?
Bean machine gun
Danganronpa Corpse
LOSER'S BRACKET FINAL: Wind-Reading Surfer (Rei Sakuma) vs Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka)
wind-reading surfer context:
rei sakuma (vampire) being scared of bats (the vampire animal)
he’s so cringefail <3
satellite's north star context:
Lost in a forest trickstar find a cooked crab, but hokke decided that maybe the crab was playing dead and its redness could be a fancy trait of the crabs of the area, but they were in a forest. There are no alive crabs in a forest.
Which is funnier?
Cringefail vampire
Maybe Hokkaido's crabs are built different
🌟LOSER'S BRACKET🌟
while the final match is ongoing, we'll be having a loser's bracket! the matches for the first round are under the cut:
first round is over!
matches for round 2 are as follow:
second round is over! time for the quarter finals!
it's semifinals time!!!
which leaves us with:
Having a Blissful Dream (Ritsu Sakuma) vs Wind-Reading Surfer (Rei Sakuma)
Snow-White Brim (Tori Himemiya) vs Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka)
semifinals are over! which leaves us with one last match!
Wind-Reading Surfer (Rei Sakuma) vs Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka)
the winner of this match will go against the winner of the main bracket!
Posed the first round bracket to my sister who doesn't know anything about rhythm games to get her opinion as an outsider. Just thought you should see the best of her responses:
THE MIKA COMMENT TOOK ME OUT SLKDFJMLSKJDF
im sure the context for sports festival tetora is indeed that kuro said he couldnt buy vbucks. its that exact energy
Demon of the Twelfth Lunar Month (Ritsu Sakuma) vs Genius and Ordinary (Tomoya Mashiro)
demon of the twelfth lunar month context:
get beaned anija
genius and ordinary context:
hes fucking dead
Which is funnier?
Bean machine gun
Danganronpa Corpse
Loser's Bracket Semifinal: Snow-White Brim (Tori Himemiya) vs Satellite's North Star (Hokuto Hidaka)
snow-white brim context:
eichi is fucking dead
satellite's north star context:
Lost in a forest trickstar find a cooked crab, but hokke decided that maybe the crab was playing dead and its redness could be a fancy trait of the crabs of the area, but they were in a forest. There are no alive crabs in a forest.
Which is funnier?
Eichi is dead
Maybe Hokkaido's crabs are built different
Loser's Bracket Semifinal: Having a Blissful Dream (Ritsu Sakuma) vs Wind-Reading Surfer (Rei Sakuma)
having a blissful dream context:
He pulls out a gun to stop kasa and sena's argument
points at izumi
wind-reading surfer context:
rei sakuma (vampire) being scared of bats (the vampire animal)
he’s so cringefail <3
Which is funnier?
Silencer gun
Cringefail vampire
