Could you tell me some headcanons you have about Vox/Valentino/Velvet? Are they a throuple or a V? Sexual or not sexual, I don't care, I'm just excited to hear more about them from you!
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They are a throuple for sure! Velvette was very late to their dynamic, and Vox and Val are very co-dependent and obsessed with each other, but they work it out. She isn't as needy as they are, and they are good at entertaining themselves when she doesn't want to deal with them. Simultaneously, they are all very good at coming together and sharing the attention when they want it.
Valentino is the most sexual out of the three of them, and he is constantly gagging for it. Velvette and Vox spend a lot of their time with him one-on-one or together and often try to wear him out so that he'll sleep for a while and they can get some actual work done.
Velvette and Valentino both take care of Vox in different ways. Valentino gets Vox to take care of himself by taking care of him ("I'm starving, let's eat." "I'm tired, it's bedtime!" "I'm so thirsty I brought all this bottled water."). Velvette takes care of Vox by gentling him how he tends to gentle Valentino. They both try and be there and cuddle Vox when he has nightmares.
Valentino has a nightly bedtime ritual that he has done with Vox for decades. He sits on his knees in bed and waits for Vox to put his arm out, then he places his fancy silk heart pillow on Vox's arm and spoons up against his side. After Velvette joins them, she does the same on his left side. Vox is lucky his arms don't fall asleep, but he always loves to hold both of them (even if he won't admit it).
Valentino will say he loves them but strictly only in Spanish. He has major philophobia and it scares him to hear the words or to say them. Vox and Velvette have gotten used to showing him they love him rather than telling him, because it makes him panic and spiral less.
Valentino and Vox are very possessive of each other and Velvette, while Velvette is the most easy-going of the three of them. This isn't to say that she and Vox both don't enjoy watching Valentino fuck around on them and the openness of their relationship really only applies to him. Vox and Velvette aren't interested on anyone outside of the polycule, but Valentino's sexual appetite is almost impossible to sate and they'd never get anything done if they tried to do it all on their own.
Vox is traditionally more of a top than a switch but he will switch on occasion. Velvette is a true neutral and will either top or bottom. Valentino is a healthy switch but he is also happy majority bottoming to both of them and this dynamic really works for everyone involved.
This will be continued in a follow-up ask!