what a strange, sad day it's been...

I’m the Chris that’s always mistaken for all the other Chrises. 🖖🏼 Chris Pine, that is.  + cvptvinkirk

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

Hey there. I'm Chris Pine. I've somehow taken the lead as the best Chris in Hollywood, and I'm here to creep the dash and like all of your photos. I don't know how to use my new smartphone and wish I could have kept my flip phone for just a biiiit longer. (Please help me learn how to use this phone...) I have a sweet doggo named Babs that is my pride and joy and I am positive that she would be so excited to meet all of you. I love to collect old cars and use my English degree to write erotica in my spare time. Uhhhh I don't know what else to say sooo... Let's be friends!

Chat me up @ cvptvinkirk !

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

I don't know about you guys but I feel like I haven't slept in a week.

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

Remind me to never gamble again. I think I lost more money than I made.

[lizzibennet]

waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds

[lone-nyctophile]

- Vincent Van Gogh

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

Good morning, cuties. I'm ready to hit up a breakfast buffet. 😈

[konoko]

[bilover]

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

[bat-bestie]

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

Babs and I went on a late night walk and I think it was a mistake. I am so fucking sweaty right now.

[funnytwittertweets]

[bluebeardswiife]

it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

Good morning, little doves.

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

I love being overcharged by restaurants. 😒

[as-seenon-tv]

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

[weltinator]

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

I woke up way earlier than I wanted today and I am very sad about it. Maybe a nap will make up for it later?

[doggoruh]

the second its above 75 degrees my body wilts like sautéed spinach