Blog Where I Reblog

and occasionally post

[dickstolebyanalien]

snowstorm that makes you old

[dickstolebyanalien]

baby its old outside

[charl0ttan]

i really cant age

[charl0ttan]

baby its old outside

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[parasiteeve]

JERMA DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH..

[ooccoo]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[jame7t]

Scientists have discovered there are only two universes: the normal one, and “the cringe AU.”

All scientists willing to reveal which one we live in have been killed by the CIA.

[hms-no-fun]

[txttletale]

one of my favourite funny little things about this website is when you make a post like 'killing you to death with a spear formation' and somebody reblogs it tagged #q #spear formation like i'm so happy to know you're keeping your dedicated spear formation tag well curated babe keep it up

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[van1llaskys]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Christian poster: god made it funny to joke about agnosticism

Atheist poster: there are material reasons why it’s funny to joke about agnosticism

Agnostic poster: nobody knows why agnostic jokes are funny

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

[newty]

behold my babygirl zaku ii 💖☄️✨️🌸🎀