camp counselor cool dad figure percy loudly making increasingly stupid offerings at the dining hall so the new kids donât feel awkward doing it as well and inadvertently starting a revolution where the gods get such absurd requests some of them even start happening and itâs a mess but he thinks itâs hilarious and lets it continue bc the idea of zeus fuming over a kid asking for a hoverboard in the brazier offering makes him (maybe not so) secretly smile
new kid: so do i just.
percy: yeah go on!
new kid: do i just. throw my food in and talk?
percy: yeah, pretty much
new kid: not gonna lie sounds kinda sketch
new kid: like do u blame me for not really getting it
percy: not at all
new kid: what would i even ask my godly parent for anyway⊠not like they care
percy, softening by like a hundred degrees:
percy, very very loudly: HELLO DAD YES TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU FOR THE HAPPINESS AND WELLBEING OF BABY SEALS. WHY? BECAUSE THEYâRE MY FRIENDS AND I LIKE THEM AND THEY ARE ALSO VERY CUTE. PLEASE MAKE SURE THEYâRE HAPPY THANK YOU
@transannabethâ why would you leave this in the tags. poseidon is definitely in on it and âaccidentallyâ leaks to percy which specific requests make the other gods angrier bc he thinks itâs hilarious and also loves to play favorites

















