Catharsis

[huffylemon]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[cannibalchicken]

[oneheadtoanother]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[pisnicht]

you better not be a cunty stove when i get there

me:

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

one thing the “winter is better than summer” crowd will never have on us summer enjoyers is centuries of tradition wherein spring and summer is conflated with joy and rebirth and fall and winter is associated with depression and death

[vympr]

sounds like someone wasn’t invited to the winter solstice festival celebrating the arrival of the longest night of the year and signaling the end of the harvest where workers can enjoy the fruits of their labor with family and friends

[lesbiabraxas]

Congratulations! Looks like you found yerself a gem. You can keep that gem for your collection, and try for the legeendary crown a’ wonder, or I can buy it from you if you like. Lemme seee what I can offer

[scp372]

[thelastpinecone]

My mom still uses her webkinz account every day because she likes the games in the arcade and giving her webkinz little hats

[teaboot]

No fucking way

[toastbutteregg]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”

[memewhore]

[memeuplift]

[ok-dingo]

dear science fiction tv show writers: this will never exist. no one will ever want this. never in a million years will anyone want to see their own fingers while watching a video on their phone, or let everyone in front of them see what's on their screen. nobody will ever want to spend 20 minutes looking for their phone because the goddamn thing has active camo

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[kragehund-again]

[catchymemes]

[beardedmrbean]

absolutely could sell the daylights out of something like that, this feels brilliant to me