Hello, and welcome to the Archives! No, not those ones. I’m the Archivist - again, no, not that one, though he is around sometimes.
This is simply a small, independent establishment that Sees a lot of foot traffic and very interesting guests :) how has it been going you ask? Well, long story short…
The fateful Mass Ritual: in which a curious Archivist spurs on an attempted apocalypse, for enrichment. This attract attention from all across the fearscape, kickstarting a sudden rush of activity toward its humble Archive. Things will never be the same.
The dreaded Homestuck night: in which the Archivist is slowly pushed to the breaking point and forced to talk about a Forbidden Subject.
First date with War: in which a Slaughter avatar attempts to make the Archivist pay for aforementioned Homestuck crimes.
The puppets’ tarantella: in which the Archivist’s amicable ties with the Web deteriorate.
The victory sleepover: in which the Archivist and its students and friends relax in the the aftermath of a few days of dancing to the Spider’s tune.
Cursed book club: in which a Vast avatar and one of the Archivist’s pupils study an interesting old tome.
The fly’s gamble: in which the Archivist agrees to a foolish game of blackjack against a mysterious Spider.
A Strange conversation: in which the Archivist speaks with a Doll and learns an unfortunate story.
Teddy Rescue: in which a young Flesh Hive newly arrived to the Archives speaks with a kindred spirit.
Basement showdown: in which a dispute over an overdue loan of the aforementioned interesting tome devolves into a friendly Vast vs Buried deathmatch.
SPIRAL SLIDE!!!: in which everyone has a Twisty Fun Time.
A tour of artifact storage: in which the Archivist makes good on a promise made to one of its pupils.
History repeating itself: in which one of the Archivist’s students goes snooping where they shouldn’t have.
A deal with the Devil: in which the Spider returns with an offer.
Devil’s Bellow: in which the Archivist oversees a fascinating experiment on musical theory.
Another damn Vast ritual: in which Mike Crew is a little bastard.
Second date with War: in which the Archivist loses its shit again, and flirts with the Forever War in more way than one.
A Spider visits artifact storage: in which the Archivist makes good on its part of a newly-signed contract.
David against Goliath: in which one of the Archivist’s pupils takes on a very foolish challenge.
A little fly in the Web: in which a young child comes asking for help, and the Archivist again makes good on its part of the contract.
Down with the Church of the Singing Choir: in which an ex-member of a Church of Shadow comes to the Archives looking for help tearing the cult to the ground.
The Unknowing Again: in which a Stranger starts an impromptu party in the Archives.
The Threads snap: in which the Archivist has had fucking enough. All hands on deck and to battle stations. There’s a storm coming.
A little light preserved: in which a young child comes asking for help, and the Archivist fails to quite make good on a promise made to itself.
The strategy meeting (cookies provided): the Archivist calls on a few friends for a council of war.
The dreaded Homestuck night… 2!: it’s the first of April. Guess what funny little joke the Archives’ visitors decide to play.
(The roleplay has now mostly been moved to our Discord server. The doors are currently closed, but will open again soon!)
