Moses, Alien Time Traveler

“Moses” is an alien that crash landed in my front yard the other day alongside something similar to the Voyager Golden Record bearing photographs of him throughout human history and beyond. Here I document those and also modern images of him in my care

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Going On A Ride

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Didn’t let him Drive the UFO

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He’s still getting the hang of the whole “blinking” thing we do here on Earth

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Wizar :)

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Wizar :)

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Wizar :)

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literally him in his halloween costume

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selfy

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HE TOOK MY ADDERALL

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I received a beautiful gift today to honor my alien

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he does not care that we were evacuated from the hurricane. he eat bar and stare at me

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the alien doesn’t like the hurricane or his gay little jacket

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on his planet, smiling means “twice you have tried to defeat me and twice you have failed. make it thrice and you will not live to try a fourth”

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They don’t have reflections on his home planet so this really freaked him out

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Hard at Work

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Moses always tells me that his favorite time to travel to is the sinking of the RMS Titanic. I don't fucking know why

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New Secret

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That day, Moses learned to stop eating helium

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Moses has been approved as an ESA (Emotional Support Alien), so he is no longer illegally residing in my home. Everyone say congratulations Moses you are a Legal Alien now

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Do You Hear What I Hear...