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-throws a 20- Dance for us...

“I gotta’ have more than that.”

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*throws a coin at Guzma*

He catches it in his mouth like a dog. Hell yeah, free money.

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Dives in front of any attempts to water the Guzma

“Fuck...my hero...”

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Sprays with a hose. He's getting a bath whether he likes it or not.

“STOP, I’M WATER ALLERGIC!”

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I'm pretty sure you haven't done laundry in like three weeks. No wonder you're stinky.

“Doin’ laundry is mad hard and I ain’t got time for it.”

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smells like kakuna

“Don’t talk shit ‘bout kakuna.”

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tenderpoison replied to your post: I wanna sniff your crotch

Why did this gotta be at the top of my dash

“ ‘Cause I’m a musky bug, Plume.”

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If I wanna sniff their crotch?

“Who the fuck is sayin’ yes to that though?”

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Stinky = yucky, not handsome.

“Some people like yucky it’s fine.”

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I wanna sniff your crotch

“Why would ya’ say that to anyone ever?”

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Ur stinky

“Yeah. And?”

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“Yer gonna’ kiss my nose?”

“If you want me to yeah?”

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“Fine. I’ll try not to sneeze on ya’ again.”

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ag-gravated replied to your post: “I sneezed and it hurt.”

pats gently

“Thanks baby.”

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“Want me to kiss it better?”

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“Yer gonna’ kiss my nose?”

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ag-gravated replied to your post: “I sneezed and it hurt.”

pats gently

“Thanks baby.”

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“I sneezed and it hurt.”

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"There ain't nothin' wrong with occasionally bein' baby."

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“Maybe I wanna’ be held sometimes, y'know? Jus’ ‘cause I’m the meanest guy in Alola don’t mean I can’t jus’ be held gently sometimes.”

Wraps his arms around him. “You can just tell me you want to be pampered and cuddled you big teddiursa.”

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"Thank you."

He leaned up against him, a pleased little smile on his face.