#tenderpoison

[sapphversehub]

salandit from memory? don't forget their little butt frills.

butt frills is salazzle :P

[magonumberfive]

'Status report.' Gestures at him expectantly.

“I- uh.”

What did she want exactly? A checkup? ‘Yeah, nah, I’m good- made a pact with an eldritch creature after a shipwreck, met a couple of gods and weird robot dogs and started smoking heavier’ didn’t sound that great.

“You missed my birthday...? I’m 35 now.” A long pause. “I found a Trubbish. Her name’s Parfait- she’s a sweetie. Uh...........I might have a bit of a job lined up?”

[forgxtemall]

@tenderpoison​ has sent: Good tidings I bring, to you and your muses, glad tidings for Yuletide and I hope it amuses 🎁

Send ‘Good Tidings We Bring!  🎁’ to my inbox and I’ll give you a treat! [Accepting throughout the month, mutuals, selective] 

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He gladly munches on the pearls.

“Hey, you want a knife?” “Kreacher has too many”

[sextilleon-a]

tenderpoison said:'What about infinity plus one?'

    π ‘ﾟ ‣  “ Now you’re just insulting me. ”

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[ofhammerlocke-a]

@tenderpoison​

              “ A recent study has found that women who carry                a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. “

[bloodofthecovenants-a]

“You always do that. You always warm me up.”

The sudden words catch him off guard, Pulling him out of his enthusiastic ramble about some of the new things he’d discovered recently while he helped the other attend to her garden (Some of these ‘new’ things to note were friend balls, The pokemon Snom, and glow sticks. He’d been particularly perplexed about those, just short of having broken one open at warning of one very confused store clerk-)

“I do?”

He stares, A little perplexed, He’s not sure how he warms her up. Well short of a hug but he’s not hugging her right no-....waaait, he gets it! This is shown by the smiles that spreads across his face, The laugh that escapes him. Amused, Happy in it’s reproach.

“Well! that’s only because you let me, I am surprised you don’t find such stuff annoying to listen to, since it’s new to me but certainly not you.”

[entomolo-gist]

Sets up the kiddie pool in the middle of the ballroom and fills it with Orbeez. FILLS it. The pool becomes so full and the balls get so huge that several of them spill over the sides and burst on impact with the ground. She takes to shooting them at passing enforcers with a blow gun made out of a pink boba straw.

“Y’know, Plume, jokin’ aside I think it’s actually a nice addition.”He reaches down into the little pool and shoves his hands in the mass of tiny wet balls, squishing them.“I think all houses need an orbeez pit.”