Bearded Amoral Witch Clown

The annoying opera Twitter "drag queen" known as Val Halla. Haven't touched this shit in literal years. Enjoy me in my otter phase until I can update this. he/him

[swingsetindecember]

jennette mccurdy should be allowed to hunt nickelodeon past and present execs for sport

[entreat-me-not]

The duality of man

[entreat-me-not]

It is so weird being on here. I should probably post a picture of what I actually look like now in case any of you are still thirsty little goobers.

[entreat-me-not]

After literal years lmao

Logged into this shit for the first time since 2015 and imagine my surprise when SOME OF Y’ALL ARE STILL HERE LOL

If y’all haven’t seen me on other socials - Hi! I got fatter! I live in New York City now! I do drag as a hobby! I’ve had employers that abused me until I ended up in therapy! I’m still a bitch!

[entreat-me-not]

Oh and I finished my master’s degree.

[entreat-me-not]

Anyway if twitter survives you can follow me on there I guess

@valerievalhalla

[entreat-me-not]

After literal years lmao

Logged into this shit for the first time since 2015 and imagine my surprise when SOME OF Y’ALL ARE STILL HERE LOL

If y’all haven’t seen me on other socials - Hi! I got fatter! I live in New York City now! I do drag as a hobby! I’ve had employers that abused me until I ended up in therapy! I’m still a bitch!

[dinuguan]

[powerburial]

hot girl summer

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

wonder what hes playing on that psp…tactics ogre, No Heroes allowed, patapon…the possibilities are literally endless. i bet its work time fun actualy

[entreat-me-not]

Nobody’s going to comment on how he has four toes? Werk.

[melonmemes]

[birthdaylobotomy]

im….real? my existence has… impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skin…. grass is crushed under my toes… people see me and have an idea of who i am… my name is on papers….? im sorry this is… this is too much….  

[entreat-me-not]

Remember when you’d be at your college town during the summer and get THIS level of high every single day because there was nothing else to do?

[thesmii7y-remade]

when i say i screamed ..

[atrius97]

The game is called Death Trips, and it’s played completely straight until this exact moment.

[lynxieles]

the youtuber in the vid is CoryxKenshin. mildly disappointed I didn’t see a source.

[entreat-me-not]

Bird Box was so underwhelming that I’m posting about it on the recently-abandoned, pornless Tumblrscape.

[catchymemes]

[lavellansolas]

are you straight or gay or bi or what?

i’m definitely what

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[tooiconic]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[rickkied]

Me @ me

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users: