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[mentr-donarchive]

[Don’s nostrils flared at the mention of Doctor McCoy. That asshole. This asshole. Jesus, she was going to kill someone.] That better not be a threat, Mister Anderly. 

So isten to me you smug little shit, [she grabbed the collar of his shirt, yanking him closer,] I’m not asking for anything. If it’s locked, it’s goddamn locked, and I demand you put whatever you stole back in its place. I don’t think that’s very hard to understand now, is it?

[entrmirror-anderly]

I don't threaten Miss Porter. I don't usually have to because it is something simply known.  Now,As much as this has amused me I must insist,

[ Lee counter grabbed her hand and twisted it away from his person making her let go of his shirt. His smile no longer reached his eyes as he stared her down like a predator would its prey.]

Look elsewhere for your thief, the notion of getting into your things was a novelty that wore off very fast and holds no interest for me. [He let go of her hand with a slight shove to repel  both of them backward so he could regain a bit of space between them.]

[mentr-donarchive]

Nooo, none of that Miss Porter shit. And don’t even fucking start with all that bullshit about how you’re never guilty. Not guilty my ass.

They’re locked. Locked with a fucking key. [She crosses her arms over her chest, lifting her chin because Jesus fucking shit he’s tall. But she’s not letting that affect her.] Explain that.

[entrmirror-anderly]

First of all, I never claimed to be not guilty of anything. [ He smiled widely]

Secondly, only locked with a key? Its like you're asking for someone to tamper with your equipment. On this vessel if it doesn't at least blow someones fingers off, it's open season. I had expected your personal security would be much better by now after the other incidents Miss Porter. Really this kind of negligence can get someone killed or worse, put on one of the good Doctor's biobeds.

[mentr-donarchive]

Alright. I’m done with being nice. Parts of my weapons keep disappearing when I strictly forbade you to fucking touch them. Yeah, I know last time it was you, who else likes hiding shit ‘round here, huh? What the fuck, Mr. Anderly?

[entrmirror-anderly]

 I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about Miss Porter.

I do have more important things to do then swipe weapon pieces from you and I am not in the habit of being a kleptomaniac. Now it might help if you would stop leaving your guns out where anyone can get to them easily. That is just my opinion however.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Everyone. Please. Attend. Carefully.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Thirteen? 

Shouldn’t be difficult. Whose shower are we using?

[mentr-donarchive]

[Don rubs his temple, hiding an eyeroll and a frustrated huff.] I swear to fucking God—

No dead bodies, you dirty fucks. 

But I won’t be opposed if you use mine.

[entrmirror-anderly]

Well would you make up your mind?

You are flip flopping quite a bit on the issue and if I recall you're the one who brought it up.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Everyone. Please. Attend. Carefully.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

…you’re welcome.

…Yes? I never bothered to check. I suppose we wouldn’t need that much room. All things considered we’d be all over each other anyway but… [He thinks for a moment before looking at Don.] I bet you know, what with your high-standards? How many bodies have you managed to shove into a shower at the same time?

[mentr-donarchive]

[He thought he was free of the conversation, free to keep what little remains of his sanity intact. But no. He turns to Atlas, eye twitching as he considers just flipping them off. But instead he says,]

Alive? Two. Dead? Thirteen.

[entrmirror-anderly]

You sir are incredibly kinky and determined! But Im game.

Atlas, We need to find 13 dead bodies.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Everyone. Please. Attend. Carefully.

[entrmirror-anderly]

Im hurt. [Lee is grinning from ear to ear and not even trying to hide it.]I thought everyone wanted me… half of them want me dead but , semantics.

Who says I don’t have high standards? He’d have to be wearing cupcakes with butter-cream frosting at least.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Oh, I see. High-standards. A threesome not enough for you, is it? Or maybe it’s just not your kind of excitement. After all, you didn’t object to me naked and covered in sugary delight. Kinky little bugger, aren’t you?

[He hummed in delight.] Butter-cream frosting. You, good sir, have wonderful taste! Now that I think of it, having a shag while covered in cupcakes would get messy. No doubt round two would be in the shower, wouldn’t it?

[mentr-donarchive]

My God.

Forget I ever said anything. I’ll never be able to see or eat a cupcake the same way again, thanks a lot, you two.

[entrmirror-anderly]

Are there even showers on the Enterprise big enough for all 3 of us...?

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Everyone. Please. Attend. Carefully.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Where did I get this? Hmm, not sure. Don’t remember, don’t care!

Far too much effort to re-pattern the booth unfortunately. Besides, I’d rather eat the cupcakes than wear them but—Oh! Is that what you two want? Me wearing nowt but cupcakes? At least buy me a drink first before trying to pull me into a threesome, yeah?

[mentr-donarchive]

If I wanted a threesome it wouldn’t be with you two motherfuckers, [Don blinks, disturbed at the thought and honestly wondering why he’s even trying to bother with Lee and Atlas.] I’ve got really fuckin’ high standards.

[entrmirror-anderly]

Im hurt. [Lee is grinning from ear to ear and not even trying to hide it.]I thought everyone wanted me... half of them want me dead but , semantics.

Who says I don't have high standards? He'd have to be wearing cupcakes with butter-cream frosting at least.

[mentr-atlas-blog]

Everyone. Please. Attend. Carefully.

I am wearing a dress.

How do I look? Handsome? Beautiful? Like a pretty, pretty princess? C’mon, don’t be shy, you can tell me.

[mentr-donarchive]

Motherfucking pink?

[entrmirror-anderly]

I agree dear. It washes you out far too much.

Maybe something darker or... patterned? Perhaps a cupcake pattern?

[entrmirror-anderly]

Lee was pretty much done for the day. His work orders were all finished. Security protocols for the engineering section had been reworked to Scottys satisfaction and he had upgraded all of his holo emitters throughout the lower decks. He was checking through some of the security cameras he’d hacked to make sure his overrides were still working when one of his sensor feeds triggered. He tapped the PADD absentmindedly to open the video but didn’t look down until he heard familiar grumbling. Shocked, he stared at the video his mind whirling with all sorts of unpleasant thoughts. The doctor…? Why would he come down here without-?He didn’t think the Doctor would want to discontinue their ‘good’ working relationship but this was very odd. Lee hadn’t contacted him for a meeting and they usually met near the medlab since it was actually safer. He snorted at the thought. It wasn’t safe per-say, it was just more neutral for both of them.

He swung himself up and out of his nest into the jefferies tube and quickly made his way down to one of many carefully selected meeting points. He popped up into a dark corner just as the doctor pronounced his displeasure.

“ Looking for me, Doctor?” He said a little loudly just to make the man jump when he realized Lee was behind him. ” I must confess I’m a bit surprised to see you.”

[mentr-bones]

The voice behind him caused him to jump, twisting quickly to turn around and face the voice. Bones’ chest was heaving faster than normal at the sudden surge of adrenaline that was running through his veins. He had been on edge ever since he had gotten down here, and the voice behind him just pushed him over the cliff. His hand had wrapped around a hypo from his waist, and his arm was raised into the air, ready to strike had he not glanced at the man’s face. Anderly.

God, he thought this was funny? It would have been amusing had he stabbed the man and injected him with a few cells of the Phyrox plague, then they’d see who was laughing.

Bones raised a hand to cover his face, letting out a shaky sigh.”Son of a bitch - of course n’looking for you.” His brows twitched in confusion, and he raised his hand in the airwhile glaring at the man. “How are you surprised to see me? You fuckin’ called me down here! Don’t pull my damn leg you ass, now spit out what your motive is or I swear to God I will stab ya with this’.” But there was a growing suspicion in the bottom of his stomach the man was being genuine. 

[entrmirror-anderly]

He narrowed his eyes and turned his head slightly." It seems Doctor, we've been fooled." He cocked his head to listen for movement and caught the tell tale buzzing of a poorly purposed dampening field. " You may want to hold off on stabbing me in favor of survival." he pressed a button on his wrist and the small transmitters in the room started throwing of electrical waves that would fry a phaser circuit. It bothered him only slightly as the same waves affected his leg but it was shielded. The doctors eye would be mostly unaffected as well so they had that going for them. Lee was far more worried about the fine daggers that everyone on board carried. " How is your hand to hand combat Doctor?" he continued to speak calmly and quietly pretending he didn't hear what was going on.

[mentr-bones]

He was out of place, and you could tell by his posture. Shoulders hunched over, gaze darting quickly to and fro while glancing behind him periodically. All of the machines whizzing around and the constant drone of things clacking together made him ever more unsettling. It was one thing to have a handicap in one sensory factor, but two? Now that wasn’t a good situation to be in. He missed the Meday. /His/ Medbay. Where he was practically safe and ruled. Here he felt as low as a rat, and as easy to kill as one.

They were supposed to be doing each other a favor. An eye for a limb. Leonard hated making deals with people, but any chance he got to work on the human body was usually always snatched up. Besides, Anderly seemed rather good at what he did, and helping him with his own prosthetic seemed like a fair trade.

"Where the hell is that piece of shit?" He hissed, arms folding over his chest as he tried to calm his nerves, but he was certain he was failing miserably as he shifted from one foot to another. Bones felt as if this was a mistake to come down here in the first place. It was probably a trap, and any minute now he’s be dead. "Fuck ‘em."

[entrmirror-anderly]

Lee was pretty much done for the day. His work orders were all finished. Security protocols for the engineering section had been reworked to Scottys satisfaction and he had upgraded all of his holo emitters throughout the lower decks. He was checking through some of the security cameras he'd hacked to make sure his overrides were still working when one of his sensor feeds triggered. He tapped the PADD absentmindedly to open the video but didn’t look down until he heard familiar grumbling. Shocked, he stared at the video his mind whirling with all sorts of unpleasant thoughts. The doctor...? Why would he come down here without-?He didn't think the Doctor would want to discontinue their 'good' working relationship but this was very odd. Lee hadn't contacted him for a meeting and they usually met near the medlab since it was actually safer. He snorted at the thought. It wasn't safe per-say, it was just more neutral for both of them.

He swung himself up and out of his nest into the jefferies tube and quickly made his way down to one of many carefully selected meeting points. He popped up into a dark corner just as the doctor pronounced his displeasure.

“ Looking for me, Doctor?” He said a little loudly just to make the man jump when he realized Lee was behind him. " I must confess I'm a bit surprised to see you."

[entrmirror-anderly]

You're the odd one out!

I consider it a good thing

[mentr-kristavallor]

  Mm…[she hummed] Yes, I bet he does.

[An eyebrow raised at the projection. Whilst his holograms did always have a way of impressing her (although she would never tell him that), she couldn’t help but wonder what it had to do with his leg. Raising both eyebrows, she looked up at him expectantly.]

[entrmirror-anderly]

I have equipped here three projectors.[ He pointed at the hidden lenses.] I have several programs installed and small projectors hidden all over the ship.

[ He showed her the wrist attachment and shut the hologram off.] I control them with this.

[mentr-kristavallor]

[Krista stood in front of him, hands clasped in front of her once again. She had nothing to say on the matter except that she herself would never make an agreement with that man. As long as she was never given the reason to do otherwise, she would stay out of his way and carry on with her own business.]

That’s quite the gift. I must say… [She leaned back to take a look at his leg, a bemused smirk making its way onto her face.] they did a very good job of it; it’s left a sizable impression.

[entrmirror-anderly]

That it did. I'm quite thankful that its turned out to be more of a help than a hindrance.  Oh he regretted it, regrets I should say.

[ The boot that he appeared to be wearing as part of the uniform was actually a part of his leg. He demonstrated this point by pushing a button on the device he kept on his wrist at all times. A small holographic projection of a knife sprang up between them.] Voila.

[mentr-kristavallor]

[Krista hummed a laugh, both amused herself and mildly annoyed.] My dear Mr. Anderly, if I were you I would not be laughing at the poor enisgn, as it would seem you’re going to be in a similar position at the mercy of our good doctor.

Do tell me how that came to be, though, your leg. [She cast him a sidelong glance as they walked.] And do tell me if McCoy has too much fun. [She would not take lightly to anybody messing with her little acquaintances, and definitely not this one. And, while she would rather not put herself in such a dangerous spot as ‘The Doctor’s Murderer,’ there were quite a few temporary and rather unpleasant nerve gases she had yet to test out.]

[entrmirror-anderly]

[ He huffed in laughter.] I have an agreement with him, he needs me. For now. As for the story about my leg-

[ He leaned against a wall taking a position that would allow him to watch both ends of the hallway with minimal effort.] It- think of this as a parting gift from my previous posting. From someone I considered...an ally at the time. Very foolish of me to think so too. I choose more wisely now.

[entrmirror-anderly]

Oh you mistake my tone as usual.[ He purred and pitched his voice slightly lower.]Now, my dear pup is there something you wish of me?

 [ Lee stalked around the young Ensign, his hands clasped behind his back.] Or did you simply miss me?[ He gave the appearance of being totally relaxed but had a few tricks at hand in case the Ensign finally decided to do something. Lee liked to play but he wasn’t stupid.]

[mentr-chekov]

/He arched an eyebrow, a brief grin on his lips, but he quickly let it fall as his eyes followed Anderly, cautiously, examining the man/ You haven’t given me anything to miss yet, sir,

[entrmirror-anderly]

Not yet .[ He echoed in the same low voice with a smile.]

There is something that brought you to me. [ He circled behind chekov again and leaned in near his ear close enough where his breathe would tickle the younger mans ear.] I cant help but wonder, What it is you wish of me if that truly is the case.[He backed away into his slow circling pattern as quickly as he had leaned forward.] Few seek me out for just my charming company.

[entrmirror-anderly]

I would think you would know better than to ask that particular question-

Ensign.

[mentr-chekov]

Don’t be so dismissive, sir. Nobody starts as a lieutenant commander. 

Besides, at this rate by the time I’m 35, I’m sure I’ll have reached admiral.

[entrmirror-anderly]

Oh you mistake my tone as usual.[ He purred and pitched his voice slightly lower.]Now, my dear pup is there something you wish of me?

 [ Lee stalked around the young Ensign, his hands clasped behind his back.] Or did you simply miss me?[ He gave the appearance of being totally relaxed but had a few tricks at hand in case the Ensign finally decided to do something. Lee liked to play but he wasn't stupid.]

[entrmirror-anderly]

Headcannon: Anderly made Bone's prosthetic eye thingy.

((Headcannon accepted with Baileys approval XD))