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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
The first Lost Boy
oh shiiiiit you right
OOOOOOHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS
huh I wonder what this art is for oH FUCK
HOW COME THERE’S NO STORY ABOUT THIS YET
Bruh, this is canon? In the original, Peter was the only one who never aged. He murdered the lost boys when they got too close to adulthood. Hook’s whole crew is likely escaped lost boys. That’s why they hate Peter.
Okay, no, misinformation spotted. Hook’s crew is almost definitely not escaped lost boys, they’d behave very differently.
They’d treat the current Lost Boys incredibly differently! You could do a cool AU about that, but it is not canon.
Hook being one as shown here would be rad (this is rad) but is also pretty definitely not canon either. His whole shtick is about treating the backstory of having been an upstanding Eton boy from a prominent English family who ‘went bad’ and turned to piracy as some grandiose tragedy despite the fourteen different levels on which it’s ludicrous and thus very funny to an adult audience, and to a lesser extent a child audience in its original era.
Whether the pirates are in fact actual humans with actual human origins, or just fantasy-manifestations of Neverland like say the mermaids, is the ambiguous point. Their entire identities are comprised of child-friendly pirate cliches.
(Murder is here treated as child-friendly lol.)
Peter forgets them after he kills them; there are always more.
Lost Boys are reportedly sourced from babies and toddlers who fall out of their strollers ‘while the nurse is looking the other way’ and get sent (maybe by the fairies Peter used to live with in London but also this is satirical so it’s not gonna make sense) to Neverland if they’re not claimed in seven days, like lost luggage.
This is incompatible with Hook, which is fine for transformative purposes but, again, not canon. (Peter’s own may-or-may-not-be-true stated backstory is he found his way home after getting Lost and his mother had replaced him with a new child, a betrayal he has never gotten over.)
Now, increasingly infamous fact, Peter did ‘weed [the boys] out’ if they seemed to be growing too much, though whether they actually had control over this via mindset or he only thought they should because he did is never clarified. It would make a lot of sense either way with the stated cosmology.
Peter Pan is very spooky and amoral on purpose but I get really fed up with the tendency to oversimplify that into ‘he’s the bad guy.’
That’s missing the entire point! He’s not the bad guy! He’s a danger, but in a morally neutral sense. He’s the hero and the monster and that is the whole-ass point.
He’s the product of an inability to develop advanced moral sensibilities due to supernaturally arrested development, and possibly being dead.
(Also a lot of what’s wrong with him isn’t even the spooky fairy business but the effects of what 'being a boy’ meant in James Barry’s imperial cultural framework, that encouraged intense fantasy violence way more uncritically and with less nuance than we tend to a hundred years later.)
Innocent and heartless is an oversimplification of what children are like, of course, but you still have to keep both parts! Peter is both. His empathy very much exists, is furiously powerful in odd moments, but it’s crippled and limited by his inability to grow as a person, to learn and make connections, because those are among the roads to growing up, and he will not consent to that.
Real compassion requires an understanding of suffering that costs a portion of your innocence. Peter can’t have that. Not that, or any of its comforts, because he will not bear the cost.
He chooses, over and over again, to remain what he is, and the novel Barry wrote around his original stage script has intense horror vibes but only in that he explicitly depicts growing up as a catastrophic loss of self, but clearly shows that the alternative of stasis as depicted in Peter is terrible in its own way.
(The Hook movie is actually the adaptation that’s most faithful to the original themes, which always annoyed me as a kid because they never adequately accounted for what motivated Peter to alter that ancient conviction so the core character arc of the whole film lacked foundation. Like?? You want to just imply this feral being fell in love with a very special girl who we learn nothing about, and altered his entire nature for her???? I’m supposed to believe that with no support whatsoever? Blah.)
This image sequence is splendid tho, A+ cool AU, I’m just annoyed by the false assertions about what is canon.
There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes
So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we've all been making.
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We're so close, you guys. SO close.
it's going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful
It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
Tumblr as a culture has the worst method of recommending videos to people but by god do I know what Defunctland is now
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post
*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*
literally we need to get rid of the stigma of questioning once and for all.
call yourself gay. call yourself ace. call yourself a lesbian today and a nonbinary bi trans man tomorrow. its fine. literally no community has ever been harmed by someone thinking that label might apply to them and then discarding it later. anyone who says otherwise is drinking the exclusionary kool-aid and isn’t worth the time it would take to argue with them.
also: it’s okay to identify as cis after having spent time identifying as trans. you weren’t “wrong” or “brainwashed” for identifying as trans, and you aren’t “betraying” or “infiltrating” if you feel better identifying as cis. feelings change. minds change. you don’t owe anyone your identity and you don’t have to stay in a place where you aren’t happy or comfortable. i refuse to use the word “detransition” because discovering the self you love, while not always a linear process, is an ongoing one
I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy
This absolute disgrace…
happy pride
okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
it’s june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L
LEE IT’S JUNE
GAY HALLOWEEN TIME
y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
when i was in middle school Rude by bruno mars came on the radio in the car with my mom and at the chorus it goes “why you gotta be so rude, don’t you know i’m human too, i’m gonna marry ya anyway” and my mom now had her Disapproving Aura on and sighed and said. see this is why [my divorced uncle] married [his mean ex-wife]. what a sad way of loving. and 13yo me was like Oh Damn That Deep. and mentally filed away the lesson Popular Music Promotes Toxic Behavior Therefore Don’t Marry Someone Who’s Mean To You. and ever since then rude by bruno mars has made me just a little bit sad. cut to 5+ years later the song is no longer popular. i happen to hear it over the tinny speakers in a random fast food place. all at once i realize the lyrics are not, in fact, about marrying a girl despite her hating you (gonna marry ya anyway), but marrying a girl despite her parents hating you (gonna marry her anyway). 13yo me and my mom misheard the same lyric and never paid attention to the rest of the song. i am flabbergasted. one of the pillars of my childhood development has just crumbled in a Subway. i am frantically realigning my entire internal ethics system. the cashier still wants to know if i’m getting a cookie. nothing is real
my world is crumbling around me
movies used to have josh hutcherson in them
#his ecological niche was filled by tom holland
Late 2000s Panic! at the Disco music: Everyone in this parlor is smoking pipes and plotting murder... the man in the top hat put arsenic in your gin...... woooooooahhhh
Modern Panic! at the Disco music: Oohhh my god I'm so fucking famous (rejected Imagine Dragons guitar track with a thousand horns added on top)
why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed
my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing
me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house
my mom closes a door little too hard:
me, responding Pavlovian-esque by feeling immediate dread: