My midnight thirst for Red Bull can’t be quenched. But if you meant alcoholic beverages then jokes on you because I don’t drink. My mom called it Satan’s juice mainly because my dad drank but you didn’t need to know that, but now you do.
It's okay my good sir, as a bartender I hear many a man's secrets. And your mother did have a point as the "jesus juice" does bring out a mans strongest insecurities... So good for you for not drinking.









