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goodnight...

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*falls aslep*

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angy birrds

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before orson dies forever i want to show everyone his drafts

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wheres the partys

We;re in a college wheres the partys

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yes… i insist, orson. what do you think i’m gonna do with the money? go to the store and buy some new ghost clothes? new ghost wax for my hair and help my ghost complexion? maybe go to the ghost cafe and get a good ol’ ghost coffee with some extra cream? 

…. er, for the record none of those things exist.

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w-well...why wouldnt those things exist? theres...like....and entire underground world of monsters so...i-i dont see why you wouldnt need those things...! monsters are definitely....scary....but, that doesnt mean you dont need the same things we do!! 

...a-ah, sorry, i ended up going off on a sort of..t-tangent.

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Lol anyone wanna ship?? ^v^

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…please don’t be so thankful - or  pay me back either. i don’t do much with any of my money nowadays, i mean… what’s a ghost gonna do with any money? it just sorta… sits there. i’m just glad you’re alright with a new book, orson.

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y-yeah, i guess...! i still think i should pay you back but...if you insist i guess i shouldnt? th-thank you so much though, i appreciate it  a lot!!

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peepee suckle

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i’ve returned, orson.

unfortunately, i got lazy about 3 minutes into the search so i just bought you a new one. i hope you didn’t have any important in there. maybe i’ll try looking another time… but otherwise, please take it. i insist.

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oh!!! th-thank you so much!! im sorry that you had to spend your money on me, b-but....ill pay you back! i promise!!

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helping fellow students is all part of the cirriculum. even if doing this for you is troublesome.

wait right here. 10 minutes is all i need.

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o-ok.....thank you so much, zero..!

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correct. i’m dead - for some reason i am incapable of passing on for whatever reason. well on to more pressing matters… your… book was it, orson? i have two solutions for you. three actually. one is i can scour the school looking for this textbook with a good description of what it look like. two is i can probably go into the storeroom and take one for you and three is the simplest for both of us - we can buy you a new one. pick whichever one is most convenient for you though.

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umm...well...i-i dont have a lot of money so...i cant really just buy a new copy....but i guess that is the easiest way......a-and the second option is...sort of illegal so i’d rather not do that, and....i guess that really only leaves the first option....if...thats ok with you....u-umm, you know, you dont really...have to help me..if you dont want to...

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oh uh… sorry about that. i was just wandering around when i heard you talk about this stuff through a few walls.  i’m zero by the way. your local school ghost if you will. pleasure to meet you. i’m here to help you find your book - hopefully.

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y-youre...a ghost? so that means youre...dead? a-ahh...thats little bit creepy.....a lot creepy, actually........a-anyways, my name is orson..! i’m...nothing. im just a human! i a-appreciate your help a lot! th-thank you.

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a-ahh…i lost my philosophy textbook….where could i have put it…..hnn

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sorry it might be in my ass

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Hello? Hello hello? hello? hello? hello?

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how irresponsible do you have to be to misplace one of your textbooks…?

well… you’ve double checked everywhere right? oh. i’m sorry if i scared you by the way. phasing through the floor headfirst isn’t exactly what you’d expect i assume.

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y-you...uh....h-hello? umm...i really didnt know anyone was...here.........a-anyways....i did look everywhere it could possibly be and umm.....i cant think of anywhere else to look.....umm....who are you?

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a-ahh...i lost my philosophy textbook....where could i have put it.....hnn

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