Yeah, there he is.

Hi! I'm Epic! Tell me all your SPN headcanons, so I can think too hard about them. Wincest shipper || Inhaler of fanfic || Sam-coded Samgirl who LOVES Dean || Putting the D/s in Dean/sam ;) || Tinhat adjacent || Buffy forever || Here for the fic and the meta and the pretties, not the drama

[sleepsweetie-sleepsweetfire]

I love Jensen's face in the third photo it's like someone has given him the world(jared is Jensen's world) and it's like he is drowned in happiness and love.

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

for the anon who wanted gifs of this exact moment

[erotically-co-dependent]

look, it’s the Super Normal brothers!!

[sleeping-with-seraphim]

I love the idea of soulless Sam being naked a lot. Like, in the relative privacy of a motel room where it's just him and Dean, maybe sometimes Cas? I feel like he just wouldn't give a shit, especially in the summer when it's hot out and the motel AC isn't working. Everyone has a body, nothing to be ashamed of.

This is a problem, of course, for Dean, who's having a hard time keeping his incest feelings in check when he's getting an eyeful of little brother dick on the daily.

[codependency-is-real]

dean has insane madonna-whore complex

Dean could only see Sam in two categories: madonna or whore. pure or tainted. nurturing or depraved. respected or fallen.

[roadtripwithmybrother]

Hey, do you remember when we were little? What I would do to distract you whenever I’d rip off a Band-Aid or something like that? Yeah. You’d tell some stupid joke.

[dailybtvs]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.07 — "Lie to Me"

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[themegalosaurus]

News just in: Jared likes being bossed around (video)

[hatchet-boy]

Judging SPN Seasons By How Messy It Would Be If Sam And Dean Started Having Sex

Season 1: freshly reunited. no one else in their world but them. they are obsessed with each other. they would fuck like feral dogs and it would make them so much worse. also dad is there. unspeakably messy. 12/10

Season 2: dad just died. the grief sex would be more tears than come and at least one of them is probably saying johns name mid fuck. dean might have to kill baby brother (TM) and so the obvious reaction to this would be extremely possessive sex. sam would not like that attitude (with the one exception of if it happens when hes drunk in playthings). messy in even grosser but marginally less feral ways than szn one. 13/10

Season 3: milder. still obsessed with each other but more settled into it now. deans turn to maybe die and sams turn to be uber-doober possessive about it. unlike sam, dean would be extremely into that. and his deal is comin due so he might as well. sad and tragic,, but not that messy. probably still more tears than come. 6/10

Season 4: dean just came back from hell to find sam fucking his new demon girlfriend. the angels are there. they're still hunting but Stuff Is Going On and god knows they need to be grounded with each other to make it through. sex would probably help. would do the opposite than make things messier. would be vicious. definite chance dean might try to feed sam his blood. 4/10

Season 5: apocalypse fuck. oh fuck. ruby is dead. angels and death and demons and god and destiny. sam and dean are the most experienced and secure theyve ever been and yet. the whole damn world is about to explode. and yet they are still tortured and annoyed by the goofy everday hunting horrors. fucking would be nice for them, would remind them they belong to each other. they think theyre gonna die so the consequences wouldnt matter a whole lot. less insulated and worried about holy judgment so the incest thing may be a bother now. 2/10

Season 6: you fuck your brother but its not your brother he's different in ways you cant explain but you havent seen him in months and you thought you lost him and hes not quite right but fuck he looks like him and talks like him and knows everything about the two of you and he fucks like a greek god and hes mean as a motherfucker in bed but you can take it its fine its worth it its sam godammit-

15/10

Season 7: stranded up the creek without even a twig for a paddle. both brothers are destroyed and traumatised and forcing each other forward by force of necessity and a brotherly hand on the back of the neck. at least its just them alone together (dean please ignore the hallucination of lucifer sitting in the corner and judging our cock size-). sex would go terribly and be the most unsexy sex ever sexed. but they would probably like the closeness if sam could handle it. messy but wouldnt ruin them long term. there would be a terrible Dick joke. 8/10

Season 8: WHOA BOY WHAT A DOOZY. BOTH BROTHERS HAVE PARAMOURS ON THE SIDE WHOM THE OTHER FUCKIN HATES. DEAN IS PURGATORY FERAL AND HAS ONE EYE ON A VAMP. SAM IS SOFT HAS HIS PINKY FINGER TWINED AROUND SOME RANDOM GIRL. WHY DIDNT YOU LOOK FOR ME?? // YOU TOLD ME NOT TO!! // YOU TRUST A DAMN VAMPIRE OVER YOUR OWN BROTHER?? // YOU HIT A DOG... meanwhile sam is doing the trials losing his mind again and dean is losing his mind about that. letting you down was my biggest sin//there is nothing i would ever put in front of you. messy. 10/10.

Season 9: less than ideal with sam possessed by and angel. dean is rocking with the guilt and confliction. the mark of cain is also making him a bit feral again. theyre safe together in the bunker but thats already claustrophobic enough sex might just suffocate them both. pretty messy. 7/10

Season 10: your big brother is an angry angry man but its not his fault right??? its because of the mark right?? he cant control it and you love him and you want to stay in the safe house/bunker/tomb with him you dont want to leave anymore and you need him. youve both been through enough. you deserve this. there would be minimal messiness caused by sex with your brother rn. exception to those few weeks where he was a demon. 2/10

Season 11: gods sister is here and its the apocalypse again. dean hates what he has with Her. at least his sammy is here. at least theyre together. still crazy about each other. gay incest sex is the most reasonable reaction. god might find out- but then again, he and his sister are pretty wacked out together too, and are we not made in gods image?. 1/10

Season 12: Mom is here and so is lucifer and his kid and also the cunt ass brits. not ideal. minimal messiness so long as no one finds out. and fuck all them anyway its pretty clear sam and dean can only ever really trust each other. sex would be affirming and safe here. they are absolutely fucking in the kitchen to the smell of toast and coffee. dean discovers he has an std because no its not normal that your balls have iched like that for the past four years you need to go to a doctor and dean i swear on the impala if you gave it to me- . 3/10

Season 13 to 15: fellas is it gay to have sex with your brother who you've been functionally married to for over a decade? probably not right ha ha. if they havent already fucked by now theyre not going to. theyre just gonna be intensely platonically married until they die. they both have erectile dysfunction by this point . sex would mean everything to them but change nothing they would still be old and married in their bunker with the devils kid tomorrow regardless. they dont care what people think anymore. fuck all messiness. 1/10

Post Season 15 Finale/Heaven: we deserve a soft epilogue my love sammy. mildly concerned about being kicked out of heaven for incest but with everything else theyve done they still made it there. it would be the least of their sins. lovely soft and nothing hurts. can you make a sex tape in heaven? 0/10

[j2aremyparents]

Miss "Am I talking to much?"

Meets

Mr "No, keep talking. I'm listening"

[inter-state80]

s1 is so beautifully gorgeously claustrophobic and you can feel the tension between these, like, very intimate close-up shots and tightly blocked scenes and then all the wide panouts to the open road and the car and the endless sky and it's like. okay. two brothers driving down the road together living out of motel rooms and duffel bags and sleeping in the back of their car. but then there's the the unending expanse of the interstate and a blue sky that stretches on forever. they're so wrapped up in their little world even though they're hurtling onward through the country, gas station to dive bar to pool hall. high exposure washes out half the scenes and the high contrast lightning obscures their faces half the time and everything is just so intimate and boxed in and magnetic. two boys in a motel room over and over again. my god.

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

Sam didn't get drunk often. Sure he drank, but usually he was pretty careful about how much he consumed, and how fast, cutting himself off long before tipping over into being actually drunk.

Normally, he kept himself in check, kept a polite distance, respected personal space. But not when he was too many drinks in. Oh no. Then he would crowd closer, lean in, touch, and clutch, and paw. Especially now, when he was back on the road with Dean... he had to be so careful. Because if he wasn't, he'd end up trying to count his brother's teeth with his fingers, going over and over them, making sure they were all there.

But that wasn't the worst of it, oh no, not by a longshot. Because then he'd start earnestly gushing about how perfect Dean's teeth were. And from there, assuming Dean hadn't shoved him away (he didn't always shove him away) it wouldn't be long before he was talking about Dean's mouth in general. And with Dean's stuttering breaths against his fingers and his eyes doing that thing where they got all big and soft, not quite scared but... skittish, yeah, skittish. But like he was frozen in place, like a deer in headlights. And Sam would start to wonder how close he could get before the spell would break and Dean would bolt. How much closer then having his hands in his brother's mouth...

It would come back to him in flashes the next day. Random bits between puking and brushing his teeth. Or when they were eating later that day and Dean would have a glob of ketchup on the corner of his mouth. And Sam knew all too well what it would feel like to lick it away. And he'd get up in a rush and go to the bathroom, not sure if he wanted to throw up again or jerk off, but just needing more space, more distance between him and his brother. And when he eventually came back to the table, Dean would tease him about being a lightweight and act like nothing happened.

And then they'd be in the car again. Dean would be sprawled, confident and easy, behind the wheel, while Sam slumped against the passenger door, as far as he could get without throwing himself out of the car.

[epiclovesbitch]

So raw, so real, so them.

[goody-winchester]

I feel like the way Dean is attracted to and in love with Sam is like everything is his life is Sam. He is so devoted to him it just fills him up and makes him feel whole. It takes him a while to even realize that it is more than he should feel because loving Sam is so fundamental to who he is and needing him to be safe and with him he doesn't know who he'd be without it. So he can't pinpoint when he fell in love or when it became more than brothers. Because of course he wants to be everything to Sam. Of course he wants to be the person Sam goes to first. He wants Sam to be safe. So he'll protect him. He wants Sam whole and healthy. So he'll feed him and patch him up. He wants Sam happy. So he'll do what he can to make him laugh and smile. He wants Sam to have whatever he wants and needs. And then he realizes that "oh I want him to have the best kisses and love and sex and I trust only me to give him those things too. And it just makes sense because who else will love him like I can? No one."

I think Dean tries to be content with whatever Sam will give him and wants, but always wants to give him more and feels selfish for wanting everything from Sam. That he wants to keep all of Sam to himself and be everything to Sam because Sam is so good and deserves the best and Dean isn't sure if he is the best thing for Sam. But Sam is his everything, so he'll break his own heart if he has to.

But with Sam I think it is a feral thing. A hungry thing. I think Sam looks at Dean and wants so bad. I think he feels it so strongly it makes him nauseous. I think growing up he was at war with how much he wanted and needed his brother and how much he wanted to be normal. How much he loved being the center of Dean's whole world and being afraid of how much he was willing to take from Dean and what he wanted to ask from him. I think for Sam he burns with it. I think Sam fights with the need to take all that Dean offers and keep taking. Sam knows from the time he is young what he wants from Dean and how he wants everything. He wants his brother to be his first, last, and everything and he doesn't want to share. The enormity of his desire scares him because he knows he'll do anything to keep Dean once he has him so he tries to keep boundaries because once he lets himself have Dean he won't care and he'll take and take and take until they are just one entity. Sam doesn't know a world that didn't have Dean's love and it is the center of his understanding of the universe and he doesn't know who or what he'd be without it. It is his tether and his undoing simultaneously.

Sam is eventually the one who is going to cave. Sam is eventually the one who is going to break and the make the first move because Dean is everything to him and whenever, wherever it is, Sam is eventually going to realize how limitless Dean's love is and want is and desire is and he is going to reach for Dean and Dean is going to catch him. And they will never let the other one go.

[ryqxelle]

BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL

[codependentbrothersarchive-blog]

[the-heaminator]

i love the concept that it becomes harder and harder to tell that dean and sam are brothers the older they get, you're more inclined to believe a guy that looks a bit older than 20 that the guy he just ruffled the hair of was his brother than the two fortysomethings that spend every thursday evening in the same shitty dive corner with their knees knocking

[erotically-co-dependent]

The fact that when the other one dies, Dean gets suicidal and Sam gets homicidal is particularly beautiful and profound because if you only look at the surface level of their characters, you would think the exact opposite, and yet it makes perfect sense for them