Lil

goodbye ruby tuesday

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[cornersoftheworld]

[wrotten]

[maddieonthings]

[fannylikes]

[towlermeetsworld]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[the-memedaddy]

[flowerlasagna]

[3blush]

[hounddogsrunning]

[hwighting]

who is she? what agency is she with?

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

[pajamaben]

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

[memehumor]

Same tbh

[rechords-moved]

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood