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i'm fact she/her

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all of my friends should tell me what massacards role they are. right meow. scroll through this playlist and just like pick one that you vibe with. watch the video for a description of what the role does and at the end a quote from the character. read the description for extra lore on the role. i'm the wanderer btw

Massacards Role Introductions

This playlist compiles all Role Introduction videos into once place! New Roles for Massacards will be revealed here and each video will give

or if you don't want to do that at least tell me what alignment you'd be... (innocent, dark innocent, murderous, hungry, undead, neutral, none)

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so today i was hanging with the squad at the shopping center eating lunch and some guy walked past and said to me "your antlers are crooked" and so i said "uhh thanks?" because it was the first response i could think of and he walked away and it was awkward. notably i was not wearing my antlers, i was wearing my silver antennae boppers. which look nothing like antlers. also they weren't crooked. it was weird

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i think my enjoyment of isekai duo (false and oli in empires smp season 2) comes from the same place as this one isat fic idea i had for like a post-canon scenario where loop and nille have both joined the party and are sharing a tent together and it's awkward. just like what if you knew alternate versions of all these people and then had to interact with the one person you didn't know. wouldn't that be really awkward

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a flower torn in two

i'm pretty sure i haven't posted this. anyways so a while ago i was at work and i went to rip some more nametags off the roll but then i accidentally ripped one and i was like well darn. i don't want to just throw it away cause that seems like a waste. so i held onto it for a bit and then eventually i realized it was yellow and had an idea

this isn't how i actually think flowery would write his name. i think his writing would be a lot more loopy and probably thinner but i was working with what i had and i only had one shot and i didn't want to risk it just looking bad. so i went with a more simple design and then i drew the little flower

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i need to learn how to read books in a way that is not doing nothing but reading books for multiple hours straight my eyes hurt

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the cool part about deltarune chapter 5 introducing eight new characters is that if i ever get back to writing my awesome deltarune life series au i have more characters to put in the evil death games so i can actually get to like seventeen

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funniest thing to me about flowery's voicelines is that if you get a bunch of deltarune fans in a room they will just start saying their favorites . someone says glue and then they all just start going jarona and blingo blizzard and your dad's my best friend. i don't know why i'm saying they i mean we. i do this . it has happened on multiple occasions with multiple groups of people

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local guinea pig wishes you a lovely WHEEKend

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i forgot the button to share it @picaresquecadence look at this

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i just finished watching whitepine and something i really like is that the killer was just a random guy because ultimately this is not a murder mystery- oh come on

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to clarify i said oh come on because i was making a niche reference that only like four people will get not because of anything to do with whitepine. i thought it was good! ending made me sad

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i just finished watching whitepine and something i really like is that the killer was just a random guy because ultimately this is not a murder mystery- oh come on

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one of my favorite things in search for the leviathan is the parkour they do to get to the nether portal. because like you know that this is a story and they're going to get there and that the hub was designed with this parkour in mind but the way it's designed blends in so well!! it really carries the kinda in-order-to-go-forward-you-have-to-go-back feeling of jumping around a game lobby where you can't go straight for what you're trying to jump to so you have to route around it in a weird way

i do wonder if, in-universe, the hub /was/ actually designed with the parkour in mind by arronax so she could get to the nether portal. probably not considering she presumably could break the blocks but. fun to think about

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i drew a doodle of my girl(s) railroad (and railroad) and i was gonna post it but i didn't like how it looked. so just imagine it in your heart

railroad: bro can you get your own fit

railroad: not like you're wearing it. not wearing your uniform huh... kinda unprofessional

railroad: i wasn't gonna wear it TO BED??? and it literally got TRANSFORMED by MAGIC

railroad, writing down on a piece of paper: one on professionalism...

railroad: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

thing is i think railroad would be a great coworker. unfortunately she sees railroad and is immediately so incensed that she just must ragebait. she must nitpick everything she does

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people being like "you're allowed to swear you know" annoys me because like. ok i'm also allowed to... not

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flowery when he sees boxer from animal farm: hey guys, i think i found a glue

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it kind of smells like thehell in here

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what thehell?

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wifies arg has me going crazy because if you listen at around the 1:05 mark para asks wifies “what do you mean we’ll bring it back” (about the redstone) and just. hummer was probably never there huh. he’s no more real than the leviathan is.

and that makes it hit so much harder when wifies tells him “I don’t know if I can believe in something that might not even exist” and hummer responds “then believe in me.”

because as the viewer, once you catch the fact that hummer NEVER interacts with anyone other than wifies, you can’t be sure if he exists, any more than wifies is sure the leviathan exists. and suddenly you’re not sure about anything at all.

EDIT: he NEVER JOINS. he NEVER JOINS THE GAME. AT ANY POINT IN THE VIDEO.

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all i'm saying is that maybe the real leviathan was the friend we made along the way...

(has someone made this joke already. probably)

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rip hummer5718 you would've loved hit camp song magic

especially the version where it goes "old houses all had secret rooms if one could find the door / but no one believes in magic anymore"