Sisyphus on Roller Skates

I really don't know what to put here, and I've been here for like. 6 years now. I'm Vin/Epi/whatever, nonbinary graduate with a medical-type degree. I'm tired and like nerdy things.

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[stele3]

ANOTHER cis guy with the power to joke about trans-ness.

[wagnetic]

#an innovative new twist on healing cock?

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[ruinedchildhood]

[selkramazed]

I’m hung up over the piano lesson crab death trap

[jenjensd]

“I’m happy with the progress, which is why…” MotherFucker you better continue. Tell me more about Tako! Show me more performances!

[ruinedchildhood]

[emwheezie]

oh THIS is the gunch

[biglawbear]

Boy oh boy that there is the tip of a very big iceberg floating past

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[medli20]

public service announcement

[medli20]

I keep getting people asking about bowling on this post so I’m just gonna repost this drawing I made on Twitter

[lorddoom01]

How did her grandmother fill 4 vases?

[medli20]

She was a very large woman. Easily 12 feet tall.

[mystorl]

then why the heck is her family not tall too?!?!

[medli20]

Pop-pop was very small so it canceled out.

[filmbitchz]

reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[titkoks]

[holydarkhallelujah]

Audio id:

Person 1 (blue shirt): Whatever you're eating right now? Probably shouldn't go in your face hole.

Person 2 (grey hoodie): Which hole should it go in?

Person 3 (black hoodie): Somebody please help me there's a lasagna in my ass and I don't --

[grey-dagger]

Dumbasses on here will claim that trans men can't experience misogyny then proceed to call any trans man they don't like a whiny bitch or a cunt or a pussy as if that's not misogynistic

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[teaboot]

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

[teaboot]

Artist's recreation of incident

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

I like that both OP and the cat are crying

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[celluloidbroomcloset]

I love Ed and Stede, but Lucius and Pete? Very underrated. Go through all sorts of shit but maintain their love and their humor and their undying support of each other. Almost miss the raid on their own ship because they’re too busy having sex. Get married and fist pump about it. Say things like “my spicy little rat boy.”

No one is doing it like them.

[huffylemon]

[aureatearthrodire]

SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT'S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.

[paesthethyc]

immediately that visual is so cool in my head

[animentality]

[cutekittenlady]

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

[cuprohastes]

My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.

"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.

"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."

There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.

A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.

Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.

I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.

The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.

[whumpster-fire]

The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.

[luckykittycolor]

[bonnettbee]