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GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

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synthpop, bomber jackets, a tyrannical mad woman runs the uk, incompetent child runs the us, the entire worlds in an economic crisis, doctor who

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is this we didn’t start the fire

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Help, I asked my wife why she is crying and all she said was “dog food commercial”

#literally

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Dubrovnik, Croatia (by Andrey)

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“Some scars are sweet scars.” ♥

#ummm #the feels

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Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

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Gryffindors. So smug.

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@fiftyshadesofskitarg

#lol #also i did the sorting hat quiz recently again and apparently I'm a gryffindor?#surprise #shoutout to sorting hat anon #i never published your asks as per your request #but i'm pretty sure i know who you are :P #i hope you're enjoying hufflepuff life

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mulders

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

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I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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okay but remember the book where the old lady literally breaks into her son’s house just to hold him

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She’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted

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DOn’t let that tiny cat escape

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#LOL #that's hilarious

Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?

Just look: "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"

I mean really: "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

So much sass: "Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"

She's just full of it: "I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

Her zingers are the best: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"

Seriously though: "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."

And finally, my all-time favorite: "It unscrews the other way."

#the homework one #i lose my shit every time