I was leaving work the other day and oh my gosh I was so gassy I was convinced I sharted. My pants felt heavy I stg. I didnāt shart thankfully. But I was so scared I did.

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I was leaving work the other day and oh my gosh I was so gassy I was convinced I sharted. My pants felt heavy I stg. I didnāt shart thankfully. But I was so scared I did.
the devil couldnāt get to me
so he gave me two of the most embarrassing kinks: farts and poop. Iām only only women and non-cis men doing it tho, and maybe being on the giving end if I had the opportunity with a enthusiastically consenting partner.
Just took a real fat dump after being backed up for a day or two that literally clogged the toilet...š³
Nosferatu : aka āguy doesnāt heed his wifeās portents of dread and then gets cucked by death incarnate in order to stop the plagueā
[note: I really enjoyed the movie, and gothic literature is one of my special interests]
I cannot even begin to describe how rancid my farts smell today. Like none of them are very loud or big, but the smell is beyond horrible. I did not even know my body was capable of producing such vile scents, like I am tempted to say my gas today is the worst I have smelled in my life.
you didnāt forget about me did you?
18+ only minors go away.
Marcille definitely looks like she would rip the absolute deadliest flower-wilting farts and then blame the smell on Laios or Senshi
I usually reeeally don't like the thought of farting on food but last night I was touching myself and was like "what if some one smeared cake with lots of frosting all over my ass and ate it off while I fart" and I came sooo much
why are deep farts so hot šµāš« farts that are two octaves lower than you expect them to be. farts that could be mistaken for distant thunder. farts that are so low and powerful that you can barely hear them, but you sure can feel the vibrations. farts that would make anyone mistake your ass for a subwoofer. farts that just sound like they're roaring from the depths of your guts. just,, deep farts š„µ
I guess itās not technically a remake but Iām not getting my hopes up for it being good
tfw when your stomach hurts and you fart and it smells different. grosser. thatās when you know youāre in for one hell of a night
āSmells like discipline.ā
itās canon that Harley Quinn shits her pants in the Batmobile and Batman turns out to be a masochist with a fart kink⦠just saying
I stayed home sick from work today and took a nap, I had a dream I was eating pussy and the girl I was eating out pissed in my mouth, it was really vivid because I remember being able to taste how salty and a little bitter and sour it was and I struggled a little to swallow it. Iām not even into urophagia , at least I thought I wasnāt. I wonder if my unconscious mind was trying to tell me something.Ā š¤Ø
This song is about D/s and I love it. Death drive, petit mort , imagery evoking breath playā¦
āSo many blazing orchids burning in your throat Making you choke, making you sigh, sigh in tiny deathsā
āSwimming in poison gasping in the fragrance Sweat carves a screenplay of discipline and devotionā