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CONTENT WARNING: Strumpet goes the fuck off.

Hello friends. Since our time left on tumblr is short, it is now time for me to really lay out just about EVERYTHING on y’all. Yes, I drew shocking, humanized MLP porn. Yes, I purposefully tagged it as shota for more views. Yes, I was doing everything for attention. You see, my boyfriend at the time when I started drawing my MLP smut was cheating on me. Not only was he cheating on me, but it was with someone who not only drew foalcon (yes, foalcon, tiny Cutiemark Crusaders and all, still very much single digit fillies, gore inclusive) but this person dateraped me at FWA 2011. He not only made me apologize for this person literally taking advantage of me right in front of him, but now they are dating. All they wanted in life was to be ~*HORSEFAMOUS*~ So yknow what? I was gonna take that from them. *I* was gonna be the “horsefamous” one, not them. He wants to cheat on me and get away with it? She wants to betray my trust and defile me? Fine. 2011 Gabby will play hardball. ...and it fuckin’ worked. Too hard, even. A few months later, I’m getting “famous” for my shocking Sparity porn. My boyfriend and this “friend” of mine are jealous. Oh hell yes, everything is working. ...and then the fucking Whoo saga happened. She started harassing me after Bronycon 2012 after I called her out for trying to make me a victim in a photo taken by Carnifex. I was now her target. Despite her having friends who we discovered much later were MAKING GRAPHIC GURO SHOTA AND LOLI ALL THIS TIME AND FLIRTING WITH MINORS, she decides to attack me and my shocking art. And yknow what? I am sorry I drew that and purposefully tagged it shota. Even though I was only 20 and even though I was doing it just to make my shitty, foalcon-producing boyfriend and daterapist jealous, I’m sorry. I am especially sorry because I am now learning some of my VERY ADULT FRIENDS have been flirting with minors in the fandom essentially like...this entire fuckin’ time. I am so, so sorry to produce things that were uncomfortable, not knowing this kind of grooming bullcrap was happening behind our backs this entire time. Even though I was just doing it for the views and I was too naive and jealous to know better, I’m really fuckin’ sorry. Even though I legitimately base that Spike I draw on myself and that Rarity I draw on my ideal, female partner, I’m still sorry. I was definitely egging things on at the beginning to piss off my boyfriend and the person he cheated on me with, and that was just...so wrong. I am glad I finally stopped being an entirely NSFW tumblr down the road; not only did I feel more genuine with the stuff I was posting (mostly rants, even!) but I started to get more of a sense of purpose in what I wanna do in a fandom, no matter what it is. I even started to gain more followers that were NICE and SUPPORTED ME. I wasn’t just their porn-producing piece of meat. ...however. I will not ever, EVER apologize to Whoo. You are an evil, vindictive person. Even when I was just trying to enjoy myself for a day in LA last year for the last EQLA ever, you felt the need to fax my boss a letter, trying to get me fired for things I did LITERALLY YEARS AGO. You can say it wasn’t you, but you were stupid enough to use a public faxing website and it not only gave you city away, but it pinged right in your damn neighborhood. (Yes, I know where you live. No, I’m not gonna doxx you, even though you tried to doxx me SEVERAL TIMES, 1-2 TIMES A YEAR SINCE I STOPPED USING TUMBLR REGULARLY). I only wish my boss fired me, then I would have had the pleasure of taking your ass to court (not that I would have been able to get very far, based on your current situation lol) Like, damn...I haven’t spoken to you in years, and you try and ruin my life all because I was having fun at a convention? I am sorry if I might have made people uncomfortable; but you suck, Whoo. I will never, EVER apologize to you. May the God(s) you bully people for believing in have mercy on your soul. To all of you: the folks I know love me already follow me on Twitter. And once again, I’m sorry for all the stupid bullshit I did on this site. But just in case it wasn’t clear: Fuck you, Bobby. Fuck you, Hannah. and fuck you especially, Whoo. I will never be sorry for the grief I gave you three specifically. love, Strumpet

this whole not being able to be open about my polyamory is starting to affect my self-esteem now that everyone is so open about theirs! this stinks!!

Hellticket is a rapist

more like scenefuxboi, amirite?

hello i came back to tumblr to ruin The Last Jedi for you

#homestuck #the last jedi

I could look Pontius Pilot in the face and egg him on to crucify me where I stand, but God forbid I deal with love and become a wreck.

youcantfuckosmosisjones

you cant fuck hexxus. look, i dont care how inexplicably sexually charged tim curry’s performance was, you cant fuck the concept of pollution. first hes a pile of goo, which you cant fuck, then hes a skeleton, which you definitly cant fuck, then hes a cloud of anthropomorphic smog, and it doesnt matter how much you insist otherwise pal, trying to fuck smog is only going to end in disappointment and failure. i think he turns into some kind of slutty volcano or something at the end, i cant really remember, the point is you cant fuck that either

so this happened

shoo be doo

#i am alive #mlp cosplay #sweaty as dicks tho

canterlot high fashion club

#i have real drawings to post but nah have some work doodles instead #mlp #mlp eqg #mlp equestria girls

Apparently the Steven Universe fandom didn’t learn anything from trying to convince a minor to kill herself, so they decided to make ALL the cosplayers feel bad about themselves.

Glad to know you are following the show’s advice to avoid hurting anyone’s self-esteem.

Like, fuck, y'all.

Nearly the entire first season was Steven fucking up and the gems believing in his ability to better himself.

The show’s title character is a PACIFIST. He would love anyone, flaws and all. That is what makes him special.

The fandom on this website is seriously tarnishing what Steven is all about. He is a good kid with a pure heart who loves everyone. How do you expect to represent the show by telling people who they can and can’t cosplay?

No, fuck Bronies “making a kids’ show about themselves.”

Steven Universe adult fans have made a kids’ show about themselves if anything. You are turning these stories about a kid learning about himself, love, and acceptance to some complex “coded” fan work for YOU.

YOU say this character is this race. YOU say this character is this gender. YOU say this character has a romantic attachment to a character of you liking.

Representation is important but the creators of this show have implied time and time again that these characters are fucking ROCKS and are open TO ALL INTERPRETATIONS. AND THEY ENCOURAGE IT!!!!

So, get that weakass “this show is for kids” bullshit outta here. You don’t care about kids. Fuckers on tumblr ain’t ever cared about kids. Don’t start to pretend to care about kids just because some people you don’t like are getting involved in your fandom.

Just admit you don’t like a certain group of people.

Unless, that is you don’t WANT to appear as a mature adult with civility and empathy. Then by all means, continue to blame everyone else for your problem with a fandom.

#steven universe