noise dept.
wallacepolsom
#extradirty
RMH
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roma★
Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Jules of Nature
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sweet Seals For You, Always
pixel skylines
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@lainexox
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
#no it can't be that i'm just not doing enough cocaine
whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your cocaine
how do you deal with anxiety ?
i let it fuck me up then i go to bed
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
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joy sullivan
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
incredible prev tags
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.
stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped
fresh for the sharing
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso
It's him. The Ai Bubble.
Made with all the love I'm legally allowed to give.
Made from a Mario Chain Chomp figure. I wanted my Caine to have his soapy companion, so here he is.
these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!
congratulations piracy
Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.
Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?
Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!
Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?
10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????
[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]
Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators
“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
[ID: digital illustrated black and white comic of person living their life. The person sits on the ground. Text: "I don't think I'm doing enough." They apply for jobs, work at the computer and hand out business cards. Text: "I should apply more, work on my portfolio, network." The ground they are sitting on turns to water and they sink through it. Text: "I'm just really tired." They continue to fall, and then a close up on their head, looking up. Text: "Every time I tell myself to do more. To work harder. A voice in my head screams:" The text is large and scribbled: "You don't want to. You don't want this." A cloudy sky. Text: "So what Do I want?" The person sitting on a grassy hilltop, looking at the sky. Text: "I want plenty of things." A zoomed out of the same scene. Text: "Mostly, I'd like for all this to feel worth it." /end ID]
