Ngl, I feel Gromit now has compiled a full-on file of questions he uses to interrogate any of Wallace's future love prospects.
And of course, Wallace, going completely bright red from embarrassment the entire time, is the one who's forced to read them aloud.
Some Wallace doesn't mind asking: "Are you an animal lover?" "Do you like cheese?" "How do you feel about inventing?" and other questions that are fairly normal to ask someone you're seeing and would perhaps have saved a bit of heartache in the past, if he had brought those topics up sooner.
But others...
"Gromit, I'm not reading that!"
*Do we want another Piella Bakewell situation?*
"No, but you can't just straight ask someone if they're a murderer!"
*Fine, read the next one.*
"Do you have any grievances or personal vendettas against please insert the job title or field of work we're currently in? Wallace, do not read the words in the parentheses out loud - lad, that's literally the same question!"
*No, that's one to rule out them hiring someone to kill you*
"How many questions are about me getting axed?"
*Five* ... *Well, eight, if you add up the ones asking if they would want to kill you if you became the Were-Rabbit again*
"Gromit! This is ridiculous! *To love interest* I'm so sorry about this! *Back to Gromit* Look, you need to be somewhat reasonable here!"
*We'll come back to those at the end, then.*
"There's no talking you out of this, is there? ...Okay, next question. Are you only dating Wallace so you can use one of his contraptions to incriminate him in a crime? Gromit! Couldn't you have phrased that some way else?! Someone might be misled into thinking I was actually dating Feathers McGraw!"
Kinda hope the ending plot just like the curse of the were rabbit one, the beast farmer sacrifice himself from a hunter to save his flocks or somethin like that lol
Shaun and Bitzer have such a good dynamic it’s one person who had a leadership role forced onto him what he didn’t necessarily want but he does his best even if it makes him seem uptight at times and one person with a natural sense of leadership and responsibility but a very laidback approach combined with a need for fun and adventure and while they sometimes clash due to their differences, in the end they complement each other and bring out the best in one another. And they always have each other’s back, even in the most stressful of times. Even when they’re arguing or have different opinions, when it really matters they stand side-by-side and they know that they both want the same thing, which is to keep their loved ones safe and happy. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
God I hope everyone knows that I deeply love Wallace & Gromit and Shaun the Sheep, like pls take me seriously guys, any fanart of them makes my day and pls never stop drawing thêm I would stare at those fanart all day
You’re in luck! I posted my headcanons for them right here!
Althoughhhh I do have a couple more!
Timmy’s mom is the exact opposite of any MIL stereotype. If she learned Timmy has a partner or at least a crush and he brings that partner/crush home, the first thing she’d say is “Welcome to the family”
I’m also currently playing around with the hc that she has a double life as a secret agent. Think of her as the sheep version of Perry the Platypus lol.
She got that job in the first place after ACS bc she doesn’t want to see any other animals getting harmed like her loved ones and she kept it a secret all this time cuz it’s a dangerous job and she wants to keep her flock safe from all the criminals she deals with
Timmy’s mom is the type to hustle someone when playing a game of pool. She acts modest/pretends to not know how to play but when her opponent gets cocky, she obliterates them
Timmy’s mom in the beginning: ”accidentally” uses the wrong side of the cue
Timmy’s mom after her opponent says 100 pounds a ball: Timmy, be a love and bring out mummy’s special stick~
Hazel almost immediately gained a crush on Lexi when she saw her. It was like a love at first sight kind of thing. You know that scene in Despicable Me 2 where Margo saw Antonio for the first time? Exactly like that
Nuts was also a little TOO protective of Hazel when she and Lexi started seeing each other
Remembering that Nuts has a grandpa in the comics and now I’m imagining him being a senile, Willy Wonka type sheep for some reason
Shirley’s basically a demigoddess. I wanna say her dad (MASSIVE jerk/deadbeat btw) is like the god of shepherds or smth and has magic wool, hence why Shirley conveniently has anything the flock needs and why Shirleyverse happened
Nuts thinks he was named after food. He only realizes the truth when he names his kid with Shirley after a nut. And then Shaun and Hazel have to explain that he was named “Nuts” cuz of his eyes and weird personality
Nuts is the type to bring flashcards with pick-up lines on them when on a date only to drop them all over the place
The flock, the chickens, and Mower Mouth each gave the Farmer the equivalent of the silent treatment after the events of “Farm Park”. Dirty looks, uncooperative behavior (only listening/talking to Bitzer) and keeping their distance until Bitzer told him to apologize
Additional hc: You guys ever see that scene in Dumbo where the kids were teasing Dumbo and then his mom basically went wild animal and started spanking one of the boys? And then she got locked up and called a “mad elephant”? Something very similar happened with Timmy’s mom and that’s why she wasn’t near Timmy in the episode. Like, she saw the kid overfeeding Timmy and chasing him, got pissed (as she should), and went towards the parents to try to get them to control their child. But as soon as the Farmer saw her scolding the parents, he took her away and put her in the barn
The Wizard of Oz is one of Nuts’ favorite movies
When Hazel gets feelings for/starts dating Lexi, she goes to Timmy’s mom for advice. Not only does she have more experience in a relationship, but she ALSO fell in love with someone from the rival farm
Timmy’s mom sings like a British Jessica Rabbit
Shirley can do this
Here’s a fun reminder: One of the twins (Fred), actually kissed Trumper in the movie to distract him from the flock’s attempt to break Shaun and Bitzer out of that so-called “shelter”, you know, since they dressed as a woman whom Trumper flirted with throughout the movie. Jim never lets his brother live it down. Everytime Jim is losing an argument, he just brings it up and automatically wins
Got any headcanons of Bitzer? Y'know, the sheepdog?
BOY DO I? :D
Based on previous episodes in the earlier seasons, the fandom has come to the conclusion that the Farmer lived on the farm his whole life and that Bitzer’s dad (I named him Baron) belonged to the Farmer’s dad. BUT since everyone likes to imagine Bitzer’s POV during “A Close Shave”, I hc that Bitzer became a sheepdog sooner than expected.
His dad officially retired after Wendoline and Preston kidnapped several of the Farmer’s sheep, including little Shaun and his parents. Baron’s guilt, along with the recent passing of Bitzer’s mother, caused him to pass the job to little Bitzer, believing he could continue his legacy.
Side hc for papa Bitzer: He and Shaun’s mom, Dolly, were rivals so make of that what you will
Despite being unpopular with other dogs, he has made some friends his own species! They’re a butch female German Shepherd who’s a police dog and a brave, spunky Jack Russel Terrier who’s always ready to pick a fight. Bitzer tends to show off a little to try to impress them. He also thinks he’s the normal one out of the three lmao
He’s also befriended Mr. Tweedy’s dogs from Chicken Run:Bonzo and Fido (remember them?). Well sorta. They’re not bullies, per se, but they often like to tease him about his job and how much of a pacifist he is despite his species (Anatolian’s are generally more guard dogs)
Bitzer has at least 3 siblings who are more successful than he is. When they come visit, he tries ignoring all his insecurities and pretends to be more successful than he lets on. Turns out they actually look up to him!
You didn’t hear it from me, but someone from the royal family has a dog that looks just like him 👀
He has his mother’s gentleness, hence how he’s so good with Timmy
Between him and Shaun, he fell harder
Shares his romance novels with Timmy’s mom and even Shirley
Is a fan of rock and roll
Bitzer tore the Farmer a new one after the events of Farm Park (aka my least favorite episode). When the Farmer questioned why some of his animals were suddenly angry at him, he listed everything the Farmer did as well as what he failed to do. And he didn’t hold back, he told his owner about what his animals endured while he was too busy cowering and hiding from everyone. He suggested Farmer apologize to the animals that were involved in the whole fiasco before they lose their trust in him completely. Luckily, the message got through
I think that’s the second time someone asked for some Mower Mouth content!
Name: He got the name “Mower Mouth” because of how quickly he ate the Farmer’s vegetables ever since he was a kid. The Farmer thought he was so original to compare his goat to a lawnmower and he still feels proud of it to this day
Family: Apparently, in the preschool spinoff of STS callled “Timmy Time”, there’s a goat character named “Kid”. Since he has has a big appetite, I’m gonna hc him as Mower Mouth’s favorite nephew
Hobbies and interests: In addition to eating, he also happens to love listening to heavy metal music (on account of his theme), rock climbing, and parkour.
A YTP of a bowhunting instructional VHS. I picked up a copy of this tape at a flea market and was delighted to find that it had been digitized and uploaded to YouTube.
Initially I had some inexplicable technical headache with the project file and had to start the whole thing over, but I'm happy I could preserve what I'd started and produce a hefty 10+ minute video.
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