https://www.lesbian.com/

ted 30 she/they. butch struggler. art blog @corantus

[eraserheadadult]

important joan jett video for the dykes (x)

[depsidase]

[eraserheadadult]

maybe i should switch to analogue shaving because i never remember to charge my electric razor and i keep ending up in a situation where the battery dies when i am halfway through shaving and ijust have to leave the house with half my face still covered in stubble. like a shit idiot Fool.

[mevil]

[yanguang]

bungy raddits schmovement

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[eraserheadadult]

in 2017 the summer before i started college me and my friends were 3 weeks into a 6 week long bike trip and somewhere in rural illinois. and i got an angry call from my college admin office that i hadn't completed the "safety training course" that they give to all freshmen. and i was like ma'am i'm literally by the side of the road 20 miles from the nearest town. and she said well we can't complete your registration for your classes until you do the safety training course and you'll lose your spot automatically so you have to do it now. and the website will not work on your phone btw. so we hightailed it to the nearest town with a library and asked if i could use their computers

but i did not know before starting it that the safety training course required watching like 45 minutes of videos. the computers did not have headphones. and it became clear to me very quickly that the "safety" in question was about sexual conduct on campus

so i was sitting there in this tiny rural library being forced to watch 45 min of videos about how you shouldn't comment on your classmates' breasts and how not to get pregnant at a frat party or whatever on the lowest possible volume. with the librarian getting angry at me and everybody staring at me. afterwards i seriously considered going off course just riding my bike into the woods and never coming back

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[charlesoberonn]

[making-friendos]

AGAB (Assigned Goth At Birth)

[making-friendos]

[eraserheadadult]

i kinda hate all gendered honorifics but if i have to interface with any govt bureaucracy ms. / miss is the least bad. if i must Choose My Fighter on the phone with my insurance i'll go with the unmarried woman

[deepseasmetro]

unethical petplay where i roleplay an exotic pet that is technically legal to own, but keeping in a domestic situation leads to dramatically lowered quality of life due to my needs as a wild animal

[skidmark4]

not havin TikTok or IG will hav U up @ 4AM like dam wat goin on on r/Food Lol

[title]

The Thin Man (1934), directed by W.S. Van Dyke

[seaweed-official]

reblog if you're pro sexualization for pervert purposes in art

[milsae]

yeah.

[81898]

[dogweapon]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world