theomachy ★

(he/him) Number one Perseverance Qualia fan, slavic gangster, prophet of evil.

[dogsandphilosophers]

I could sell a car to a squireeel Also

[dogsandphilosophers]

I could make a squirrel buy a car if I wanted to. I’m just that kind of. Gut

[melodies-stereo]

i think my posting gland is inflamed

[aye-of-newt]

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

[punk-rock-forklift]

people don’t even misgender you anymore they just look at you like this

[dogsandphilosophers]

Nokia flip phone with a pussy

[tropiicant]

my quick take on da gunner channel (but wiggly)

[dogsandphilosophers]

Making my world famous Nothing

[dogsandphilosophers]

Fuck my stupid Freud life

[aardciaga]

so basically it only has to make sense to me

[acerby]

Beware the Pipeline

Whether it is a teacher or a handler you want to be praised and told “Good Job”.

[dogsandphilosophers]

Putting the fun in function!!!!!!! #lifeoftheparty

[real-language-facts]

i just downloaded a language illegally

[dogsandphilosophers]

Excuse me! Waiter! waiter!!! I asked for no Bad with that

[dogsandphilosophers]

I’m gonna mosh you bro

[dogsandphilosophers]

Horny Gordon Ramsey: Have a feel of that, have a feel of that. It’s STONE COLD!!!! Now. FUCK ME RAW, CHEF

[dogsandphilosophers]

#mysoup