theomachy ★

(he/him) Number one Perseverance Qualia fan, slavic gangster, prophet of evil.

[dogsandphilosophers]

Smash Brothers is really problematic. You guyss really shouldn’t be doing that with your brother

[dogsandphilosophers]

Fuckkkkkkk. I only have eight dollar

[cloghesy]

"Charity shop" - 2007

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[dogsandphilosophers]

caveman roblox on the Stone tablet

[dogsandphilosophers]

Amazon Alexa in the cuck chair

[goodgirlcoded]

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

[ravenlynclemens]

avpd

[dogsandphilosophers]

They call me Tumblrella De Vil the way I have 101 followers.

[dogsandphilosophers]

H&M bong. Yeah #post

[aspenofadown]

H&M stands for hemp & marijuana

[dogsandphilosophers]

H&M bong. Yeah #post

[dogsandphilosophers]

I could sell a car to a squireeel Also

[dogsandphilosophers]

I could make a squirrel buy a car if I wanted to. I’m just that kind of. Gut

[melodies-stereo]

i think my posting gland is inflamed

[aye-of-newt]

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

[punk-rock-forklift]

people don’t even misgender you anymore they just look at you like this

[dogsandphilosophers]

Nokia flip phone with a pussy