Aizawa shouta

I'm just posting aizawa and izuku quotes, feel free to dm me! or ask! love to hear for you!

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Hello there.

aizawa and izuku quotes bases off me and my dad on holiday!

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Izuku : hypothetically if i-

Aizawa :don't even start.

Izuku :... you didn't even let me finsh!

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Aizawa : who's turn is it for drinks?

Mic :it's izukus.

Izuku :oh I'm gonna fuck up both your nights!

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after getting 4 pitchers of alcohol.

Izuku :... Im feeling like I could go for another.

Aizawa :... how...

Mic :... God your so much like your father.

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Izuku : I can't believe it. how could you?!

Aizawa :I just said we weren't having pizza for dinner.

Mic : you coward.

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izuku :... can I go into the sea?

Aizawa :... you can swim?

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izuku : hey dad. look look at what I bought

aizawa : huh OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A HUMAN SKULL?!

Izuku :hehe yeah.

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Mic : izuku take a step back you've spent so much money on the claw machine

izuku :I want that fucking kuromi.

Aizawa :... he's dedicated I guess?

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a little something inspired by my dad coming home drunk as shit from his work night out but as aizawa and izuku!

(also hello I'm not dead)

aizawa drunk as fuck coming home at midnight: hellos family.

izuku : omg your drunk?!

aizawa: no I'm dad.

izuku :... that isn't what I meant?

aizawa : what are you saying.

izuku :... how much did you drink??

aizawa : yellow. *passes out*

izuku :... this answers nothing.

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hi everyone just to let you know I'm deep into my marvel hyperfix again I'll still post dadzawa shit dw I'm just ngh marvel ya know

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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 9!

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aizawa: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Izuku : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

aizawa : I'm not. I have to deal with it afterwards!

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Izuku : I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

midnight : Oh yeah? Then continue this.

midnight : I don't cook I don't clean-

Izuku : So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Izuku & midnight : .....

Izuku & midnight : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

aizawa and the other ua teachers watching in horror : what the actual fuck.

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aizawa: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away kid.

Izuku sleep deprived : An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough sensei

aizawa : Oh....

class 1a : oh oh...

the league of villains : I'm scared...

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Izuku texting the heros and student chat again at 1am

brokenbones : Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

sleepingbag : ...what happened?

brokenbones : I made a VERY bad mistake.

IamNOThere:.... young midoriya wtf

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aizawa lost of hope : Izuku , I need some advice.

Izuku mixing redbull and coffee into a 5 hour shot drink : You need advice from ME?

aizawa: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

izuku nodding : mhm.... who died?

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aizawa, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?

Izuku , who’s running the drive thru: …

Izuku : Tequila.

aizawa shocked : PROBLEM CHILD?

izuku : hey sensei

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Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.

Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.

Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip

2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once

Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.

Everyone: silence

2nd: when did this happen?

Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.

Izuku: that sounds fun.

Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?

Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.

Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?

Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.

(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)

(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)

aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?

izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!

aizawa pale : how did they die again?

izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!

aizawa : Oh....

en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..

izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?

aizawa : what they do?

izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!

aizawa chucking : okay that's good.

third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren

izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?

aizawa : care to share?

izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!

aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing

izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.

aizawa : no.

one for all users : absolutely not.

izuku : dahm shut down so fast....

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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8

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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

izuku chugs entire bottle:..

izuku : It’s perfume.

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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

aizawa : I think you mean cards.

izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?

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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

aizawa : You need to stop.

mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!

izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.

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izuku texting the heros and students chat :

brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

sleepingbag : What did you do.

brokenbones : A MISTAKE.

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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.

aizawa : Then why are you coming along?

izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!

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Aizawa walks into UA dorms and sees izuku with like 50 cats sitting on izuku asleep on the floor

Izuku wakes up: uggh what happened

Aizawa: I would also like to know that

Shinso: izuku was up from a week and decided yesterday that he was king of the cats

Izuku and aizawa: ......

Kota: the thing is the cats voted and now izuku is officially king.

Izuku:...... Sweet

(I just snorted my juice out my nose laughing at this thanks friend xD)

izuku :..... sweet I'm king of cats

aizawa looking around :.... I'm... I'm shocked but somewhat proud?

shinso : same here he got bastard the cat to like him idk how he did

izuku : their my children now and I love them

the cats all meowing at izuku : mewoooo

kota :... they said they love you too

izuku tearing up cuddling the cats : *snif* I'd die for you all.

aizawa : let's maybe not?

izuku shaking his head : no.

izuku now sitting up more : what else did i do?

aizawa smirking : you called mic a pussy ass bitch in English because he wouldn't let you down another energy drink

izuku pale : oh fuck..... I did that.... when?

shinso nodding : in English mic was so stunned he had to sit down for ten minutes to recover to be fair the class had to as well it was shocking

izuku head on hands as he groans : oh my god someone should have hit me over the head after that

aizawa : Oh so you don't wanna know what you said to midnight....

izuku : what did I say....

aizawa : she asked if you had a crush ans the thing you said back word for word was "the only crush j have is crushing anxiety and depression".

izuku : oh that isn't so bad

aizawa : You then proceeded to say "oh and the dead people who relay on me saving the world but we don't need to talk about all that"

izuku : oh that is so bad...

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sleep deprived izuku qoutes part 1?

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izuku who hasn't slept in almost a week sitting in the floor in training after being knocked on his ass while the teachers and class ask him if he's okay:

aizawa : You good midoriya? can you hear me kid?

izuku : the sand is killing me.

everyone pale faster then before :

midnight : w-what?

izuku glaring at the sand : bitch ass mother fucker.

aizawa : okay you need a nap.

izuku glaring at aizawa now : go fuck yourself overgrown butterfly!

aizawa pale and a little bit shocked : I-.... what the fuck!

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midnight trying to get all the juice gossip out of izuku while he works in homework in the teachers lounge : So, midoriya , do you have a crush on anyone?

Izuku not even looking up from his work : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

midnight in shock : oh... oh wow..

aizawa nodding : mood.

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aizawa, texting: O

Izuku : What?

aizawa: Don’t read into that.

Izuku : But I will read into that.

aizawa: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!

Izuku : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?

aizawa: Dude, really?

aizawa: It’s a fucking letter.

Izuku : It could stand for something!

aizawa: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!

Izuku : Like Oppression! Or worse…

aizawa: kid, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/

Izuku : Optometrist.

aizawa: Oh my God…

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aizawa and izuku who are on an mission sharing a cheep rent apartment for a night while izuku hasn't slept in 4 days and is feeling good

aizawa, texting: Izuku , will you please go to sleep?

Izuku , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

aizawa, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

aizawa, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?

Izuku , texting: I’m trying

aizawa, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH

aizawa, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky.

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aizawa: What's two plus two?

Izuku half asleep at his desk : Math.

aizawa: ...I will accept that answer...

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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!

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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe

aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?

izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!

aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!

Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!

izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude

aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!

izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!

aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.

izuku : me too!

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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :

the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?

aizawa : nope.

izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?

aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT

The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!

Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?

izuku glaring : you pussy.

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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :

... you good buddy?

izuku : the walls talking shit.

aizawa : okay time for bed kid common

izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.

aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.

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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone

aizawa : what you good?

izuku : Im gonna to faint good night

class 1-a : what wha?

izuku drops to the floor

class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!

aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....

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I HAVE AN A03! WITH MHA ONE SHOTS POSTED ON THERE!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

you should go check it out I've got something up already it's izuku centric story's!

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Izuku: Dad, I talk to ghosts

Aizawa: so, you aren't just talking to Hagakure when I find you out past curfew?

Izuku: no, I'm talking to dead people. One of them looks like Kacchan and he keeps standing right next to him to freak me out and it's not nice and all of them need tharapy.

Aizawa; why do they need tharapy?

Izuku: one of them became a hermit and lived in the woods, and the rest of them were murdered by All for One.

Aizawa: *speechless* how have you lived with them?

Izuku: starts crying

(I don't know if you could bounce some ideas off of this but I appreciate the quotes you do. I think talking to ghosts in front of people is extremely funny especially when it's your adopted dad.)

(okay first off thank you for this omg! I'm crying but I have something in my drafts that's something like this that I wanna turn into a story so I might take some of this as inspo but! onwards to the qoute!)

aizawa : Oh shit uh! don't cry? idk? uh?

Nana Shimura : dahm he's bad at comfort isn't he?

izuku still sobbing : Hes trying his hardest nana!

aizawa : WHAT???

Izuku : one of the ghosts!

aizawa : I'm so confused and concerned for your health right now.

one for all users threw izuku : haha mood!

aizawa :OH WHAT THE FUCK HELLO?!

izuku still crying : that was them!

aizawa : uh okay uh right so my son talks to dead people okay cool cool I can deal with this.... WAIT IS THIS WHY YOUR ALWAYS FREZZING TO THE TOUCH????

izuku wiping his eyes : mhm they're clingy! it gets cold when they hug me or be around me rather then in my mind!

aizawa in shock : i need to sit down. I adopted one child but got.... how many?

izuku :... 7 and a half...

aizawa nodding : I adopted one child and got 7 and a half dead people for free.... whag type of deal is this?

izuku laughing a little : you and me both. I thought I was just getting a quirk but I got funky ghosts and 7 more quirks!

aizawa : i need a drink to even think about prosessing this.

one for all users threw izuku : our bad sir if it helps we were all heros and vigilantes..... except two of us

aizawa : Oh.

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aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!

because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!

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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.

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aizawa: You're alive.

Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.

aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked

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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa: And what did you do?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa : why why do you do this.

izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay

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aizawa: What's wrong with you?

Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now

izuku : yeah lam- what?

mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.

aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.

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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?

aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats

aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.

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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.

Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!

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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

aizawa :....what????

class 1a : I'm so confused?

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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty

aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!

izuku : ayeee! you made it!

mic : hey buddy how you feeling?

izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!

aizawa laughing : oh my god!

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Midoriya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Aizawa: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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aizawa and izuku quotes part 5!

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Izuku , to aizawa: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

aizawa : i dont even... what?

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izuku walking into class late covered in dirt and blood holing a shovel : hi I got buried alive!

aizawa looking in shock : what? WHO?

izuku : shigaraki!

aizawa : is... is he alive still?

izuku : dunno! I hit him with the shovel on my way back!

aizawa pale : oh okay... uh... go clean up I guess?

izuku smiling : okay see ya!

class 1-a : wtf?

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aizawa grading papers in the teachers lounge : FUCK PROBLEM CHILD!

izuku somehow popping uo behind him to all the teacher shock : what up?

aizawa : read this and tell me if you understand

izuku : naw fam that shit wack.

aizawa : mhm okay good thanks bye

the teachers : wtf was that?

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izuku laying in the snow face first : death is coming

aizawa standing next to him :... okay

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again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

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some inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms about their fanfic!

no one :izuku walking into a ua meeting "hey dadmight, grampazu I'm going out with kacchan is that okay?"

ua staff shaking in fear :

nezu : of course! do you need money?

all might : of course son do you want me to call your sister to ascort yous?

us staff shaking even faster now

Izuku : uh I'm okay gramps thanks tho! and yeah sure dad! I'll see yous later! bye senseis!

nezu and all might : bye izuku!

ua staff shaking and not making eye contact : b-bye m-midoriya....

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aizawa :YOU KNOCKED ME OUT

Izuku : you ran into a wall after saying and I qoute "not today Satan"

aizawa :... oh

inspired by the dms of me and @universalrainbow

THEY TURNED ONE OF MY SHIT POSTS INTO A AO3 FIC IM SOBBING