ms joke apologist

you wouldn't hit a silly little gal on her birthday, would you?

[eraserjokes]

call me love or whatever nickname for elizabeth feels right. mix it up if you want, i'm not picky.

she/it. fem/neutral terms only. 24. dissociative & disabled.

find my photos @whimsyfinder.

was @/jokedevivre, @/slaythejabberwock.

filter #bugs. #spiders. and #clowns. or don't, but if you're mean about any of them i will be sad.

[gaytanic-panic]

[eraserjokes]

got sunburned today :(

[gwensy]

woah pjackk deactivated

[gwensy]

and on the 72nd day he rose again

[gwensy]

and on the 72nd day they killed him again

[eraserjokes]

so basically i need a mermaid tail. for my health

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[eraserjokes]

played so much mermaids as a kid that it had a permanent effect on the way i swim which was fine when i was strong enough to swim without my legs moving independently of each other but i am very much not anymore

[eraserjokes]

i am not nearly as strong as i used to be and it is getting very loud i am not getting four hours of pool time today

[eraserjokes]

a neighborhood pool is a place you can be asked out by a high schooler

[eraserjokes]

it is now tisbe pool time and will be for approximately the next four hours if you need me on a time sensitive basis you are shit out of luck i love you all

[eraserjokes]

okay. meds. food. pool. i WILL experience joy today

[eraserjokes]

mermaiding could fix me

[rn-deliabusby]

flickr

[lesbianshepard]

Hating how Nolan's Odyssey looks on the basis of being into Classics, but chuds have made it a culture war thing, so now I'm fighting for my life arguing that the issue isn't that Nolan cast trans and black people as gods and heroes, it's that he cast those people and then put them in dogshit costumes

[eraserjokes]

put my curl cream on and scrunched about the coconut smell and then imagined putting money + time + touching new and strange curl creams into finding a new one and ive decided that coconut and i are friends now. i wont be eating one anytime soon but the scent is bearable i suppose

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.