meth enthusiast

16, she/her, i’m in a lot of fandoms so imma shitpost ✨🧚🏻‍♀️

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if i was a podcast host it would be GAME OVER for these bitches.

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‪no i don’t pretend i’m aaron burr in wait for it when i’m alone in my room. shut up. ‬

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i LOVE the new casting for angelica schuyler!!!!!!

[cjs-fan-account]

Hey guys can y'all do me a favor and stop shipping Zack and Rachel? Yes, they're the two MCs but uh could you please stop being an empty brained crazy shipper and check their ages real quick? See that age gap? See that Rachel is a literal child and Zack is a literal grown man? Yeah, thank you!!

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‪she really said MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY ‬

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[sephiebutsepia-deactivated20200]

I FOUND IT

[adragonhoardingstories]

I finally lay my eyes upon this glorious post myself

[ithelpstodream]

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

Take this with you

[honeybrowns]

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

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forbidden snack

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‪it’s currently 4:15am and i’m sitting on my stairs waiting for my parents to wake up for work so i can show them my first semi successful crochet attempt ‬

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why did people overnight get godtier on bo4?..

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in the cabinet battle when like hamilton and thomas jefferson are at it, it’s literally epic rap battles of history

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‪spiritually connected to ethan slaters spongebob. when he said ‘i am not a simple sponge’ it really hit deep 😭😭😭😭‬

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‪athena is a fucking queen i love her. my favourite character in this show‬

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rogue-gryfon]

I’m so proud of me for actually shooting on target while in mid jump. LetmetellyahowmanytimesI’vemissedinmidjumpanembrassingamountoftimes. BUT I DID IT! (＾▽＾)/ Skill +1 Yes I drop my shield for my low health teammate, cuz I’m supportive B)

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this is impressive doe

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wooden pig

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‪all my family can hear at this time of night is me aggressively going ‘𝗣𝗦𝗣𝗦𝗣𝗦𝗣𝗦𝗣𝗦𝗣𝗦𝗣𝗦’ trying to get my cat to come cuddle ‬