[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[kcdeliverance]

bg3challenge» 1/2 unromancable characters you wish you could romance: raphael

[snarkleharkle]

[aniseandspearmint]

TURN ON THE SOUND. YOU CAN'T MISS THIS. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[margonite-seer]

I surely can't be the only one in this

[emwheezie]

Gamer cats

[stuckinapril]

being a person in your 20s is like being 40 and being 16 at the same time. i am simultaneously too old and too young for this shit

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[toastbutteregg]

i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Would be asleep right now, but there are Fictional Characters to imagine in emotional situations. You know how it is.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[captainkwerk]

Wow!

[elephantwildlife]

You can get the shirt HERE!

[catchymemes]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i hate that millennial shrek picture bc i really do look like that.

[autogeneratedkahootnickname]

For the people in the notes who are curious

[isnt]

[twinprime]

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

[twinprime]

this is spiritually healing to me

[beans-after-midnight]

a platypus palette?

[zzoupz]

[beans-after-midnight]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???

[sevdrag]

apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

[smolalienbee]

well then, random tumblr user, you will be happy to know that he did, in fact, see it

tweet here