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“You don’t need to give me any ideas, I can come up with terrible things on you own- you… you… buttface miscreant.” He struggled, knowing his back talk was poor and it was never going to offend anyone, ever. But all of that was probably because he was too nice, sometimes too nice for his own good. “Crowned Prince? Wow- that’s.. wow.” He answered, because he had to admit to be surprised by that, he wouldn’t have thought his friend as a Prince. “I’m friends with a Prince, that’s pretty cool. The only Prince I met was an asshole-… still is.”
“That is probably the worst insult I have ever heard.” Eric deadpanned, shaking his head in disappointment. Sighing, he shrugged his shoulders. “I didn’t do much. My father did all the work, and I sailed a lot. Our kingdom was on the edge of the sea. The ocean was more my home than the castle.” He chuckled under his breath. “What was his name?”















