your favorite piece of shit

hello yes

[udaybushram-deactivated20170125]

[so-humorous]

OMG

[theluanlegacy]

WOWwWWwWWWWWwW

[srgvdfbsdbfsdsdbs-deactivated20]

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can't

[fuks]

[marshmalllow]

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[qothqueen]

*organizes life at 3am*

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[cooldogs]

[onlytwitterpics]

[pochowek]

[standards123]

me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[slightmood]

my surprise soup themed wedding

me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*

guests: ?????????????????????????????

me: :)

[thequotejournals]

If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator (via wordsnquotes)

[champagnewithpapi]

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

[khadds]

Tbh

[thebestoftumbling]

[krabby-kronicle]