Eric Matthews

He/Him,Bisexual B-Day:June 24th 21 Years Old,From Philadelphia Pennsylvania,Brother Of Cory,Dating Jack Hunter

[boymeetsworldyippee]

Eric: Sure is dark in here

Jack:

Eric: I’m not scared or anything…

Jack:

Eric: I mean who is scared of the dark? Not me

Jack: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Eric: …yes please

[ericmatthewsrp]

I Found My Sandwitch

[thejackofficalhunter]

Sandwich*

[ericmatthewsrp]

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

[thejackofficalhunter]

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

[ericmatthewsrp]

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

[thejackofficalhunter]

Where did you find this sandwich?

[ericmatthewsrp]

My Underwear Drawer.

[thejackofficalhunter]

Is this the same sandwich, that you put in the underwear when we were washing them?

[ericmatthewsrp]

Yeah,Why?

[thejackofficalhunter]

It tastes weird cause it’s a soapy sandwich, that was in the washing machine which you should not be eating!

[ericmatthewsrp]

That Explains The Dryer Sheet

[thejackofficalhunter]

Sometimes i ask god why I’m in love with you :/

[ericmatthewsrp]

Don’t keep me on a cliffhanger Here,does he answer you?!

[ericmatthewsrp]

How I Found Out I Was Bisexual

Mr.Feeny:Do You Like Girls?

Me:Yes

Mr.Feeny:Do You Like Boys?

Me:Also Yes.

Mr.Feeny:Then You’re Bi.

Me:Why are you saying bye? I just got here.

Mr.Feeny:bisexual. It Means you like both boys and girls

Me:Ohhhh

[jackhunterbmw]

Okay,I Need To Find My People,Who On Here Is Bi?

[ericmatthewsrp]

I Am

[jackhunterbmw]

Eric I knew that I meant other people besides you and me

[ericmatthewsrp]

Oh Ok!

[jackhunterbmw]

Okay,I Need To Find My People,Who On Here Is Bi?

[ericmatthewsrp]

I Am

[arianaelizabethbeast]

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

[kingbenjaminflorianrp]

Uhh thank you?

[arianaelizabethbeast]

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

[kingbenjaminflorianrp]

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

[princessannabelle08]

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

[kingbenjaminflorianrp]

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

[princessannabelle08]

You know how to make coffee!

[kingbenjaminflorianrp]

Yeah?

[princessannabelle08]

Daddy Where's mommy?

[kingbenjaminflorianrp]

Uhh… i don’t know

[wolfiecosmos]

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

[kingbenjaminflorianrp]

I- rude!

[umaqueenofthesea]

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

[wolfiecosmos]

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

[umaqueenofthesea]

Good

[wolfiecosmos]

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

[umaqueenofthesea]

Very

[wolfiecosmos]

He never learns!

[ericmatthewsrp]

Was Anything In It?

[ericmatthewsrp]

Any Other 21+People On Here Who Hate  alcohol?

[queermeetsthe90s]

cory: what time is it?

shawn: i don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

shawn: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

eric: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

shawn: it’s 2 am

[queermeetsthe90s]

jack: eric was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

eric: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

jack: eric, you ate a chair.

[crispynosferatu]

Jeric text posts (3/???)

[cyberdbirdpersonsblog]

Jack was 100% checking Eric's tushie

[sourcandyceo]

jack and eric looking pretty and in love, as they usually do.

[crispynosferatu]

We all look for clues that Eric was queer from the beginning, with him calling Leonardo Da Vinci a "raven haired beauty" while checking him out in a book but somehow not enough of us are talking about how throughout the entirety of "what a drag" he was openly upset that men didn't find him attractive in drag. Openly upset that Crazy Luther didn't want to date him. Literally crying alone about it and crying about it multiple times.

That is a clear attraction to men.

[queermeetsthe90s]

eric: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something :(

jack, sighing exasperatedly: eric, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

[queermeetsthe90s]

eric: oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

jack:

jack: eric, I swear to god, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

eric: *sips coffee from bowl*

[ericmatthewsrp]

I Found My Sandwitch

[thejackofficalhunter]

Sandwich*

[ericmatthewsrp]

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

[thejackofficalhunter]

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

[ericmatthewsrp]

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

[thejackofficalhunter]

Where did you find this sandwich?

[ericmatthewsrp]

My Underwear Drawer.

[thejackofficalhunter]

Is this the same sandwich, that you put in the underwear when we were washing them?

[ericmatthewsrp]

Yeah,Why?

[thejackofficalhunter]

It tastes weird cause it’s a soapy sandwich, that was in the washing machine which you should not be eating!

[ericmatthewsrp]

That Explains The Dryer Sheet

[ericmatthewsrp]

I Found My Sandwitch

[thejackofficalhunter]

Sandwich*

[ericmatthewsrp]

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

[thejackofficalhunter]

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

[ericmatthewsrp]

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

[thejackofficalhunter]

Where did you find this sandwich?

[ericmatthewsrp]

My Underwear Drawer.

[thejackofficalhunter]

Is this the same sandwich, that you put in the underwear when we were washing them?

[ericmatthewsrp]

Yeah,Why?

[ericmatthewsrp]

I Found My Sandwitch

[thejackofficalhunter]

Sandwich*

[ericmatthewsrp]

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

[thejackofficalhunter]

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

[ericmatthewsrp]

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

[thejackofficalhunter]

Where did you find this sandwich?

[ericmatthewsrp]

My Underwear Drawer.