I Found My Sandwitch
Sandwich*
No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food
There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.
Then Why Does It Taste Weird
Where did you find this sandwich?
My Underwear Drawer.
Is this the same sandwich, that you put in the underwear when we were washing them?
Yeah,Why?
It tastes weird cause it’s a soapy sandwich, that was in the washing machine which you should not be eating!
That Explains The Dryer Sheet
Sometimes i ask god why I’m in love with you :/








