Shiney shiney

Callum, 22, Homestuck, artist, model, grade A quadrant confuser.

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I love Kat because they have really bad allergies and their nose gets runny so instead of blowing their nose they just shove tissues up their nostrils and hope for the best.

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I really like Kats makeup where they did their face like moony and sunny, the gold parts look like they're actually gilded into their face especially the sun thingy around their eye I just really like it ok

ohh!!!!! I was actually there when Kat did that and I had to help them clean off because their black paint stained their whole neck bahaahah. 

It’s actually based off of Vincent Van Gogh’s Starry Night painting, and the song Vincent by Don Mclean. 

Kat’s really upset with how that one turned out on camera, but hey, if you have an opinion on their work, GO TELL THEM. 

They need it more than I need to be told!!

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If tumblr user 2srooky says they're going to crack their ankles get the fUCK OUT OF THERE.

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WHO BOUGHT KAT CANDY WITH PAPER BOXES.

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you act like a fucking stalker i didnt say you fucked them oh my god

I literally only come on this blog when Kat needs me to, since I use one of their sideblogs, and usually I'm blogging about our antics because they skype call me while I'm on tumblr because they need something.

it's usually me cleaning out their ask box, or running their blog for them for a while. 

I run Kat's blog a lot. Kat can sleep for a long time, and if they need to sleep, or are really sick, they put me in charge.

I've known Kat for almost 10 years?

I've been friends with Kat since I was 15?

I'm literally one of Kat's best friends, and we've been through way too much for you to be calling me a stalker. 

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youre gross. kats a fucking minor dude

Kat is of legal consenting age in Michigan? We've never had intercourse? My penis has literally never been inside any orifice of Kat? Kat is a virgin???  

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i don't even blog i post about kat because i only get on here when kat needs something.

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All recent asks not specified toward important things that I know you're doing have been deleted. All recent submissions were deleted. All of those gross fan mails have been reported, blocked, and deleted. You're back to where you were on Friday. That was a whole lotta bullcock.

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See the terrifying thing about Kat losing a lot of weight(which they are) is I KNOW how they look when they're thin. Obviously this was like 7 years ago, but oh my god if they lose more weight now, their facial structure is going to kill me.

Kat has a crazy jaw line, and their cheekbones oh no.

Kat has some crazy sharp features and I know when they lose more weight they're gonna literally just chop people down like a lumberjack but instead of an axe it's their face I'm so nervous wtf 

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over 100% sure this is how tumblr user 2srooky applies their makeup.

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2srooky defense squad.

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Forever captivated by this sleepy memer.

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kat’s sleepy face is so cute and kinda hot i hate???????????

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ha you’re fucking weak to my dark circles and droopy eyes

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don't be an asshole. just because you're hot doesn't mean you can be an asshole.

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kat's sleepy face is so cute and kinda hot i hate???????????

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when kat hears a really nice singing voice they inhale really fast but their throat also closes off so it sounds like a very violent hiccup which they sometimes have but oh my god it's always funny just hearing "hiCUCK" sometimes when they have music going.

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I just witnessed the most spectacular thing on skype. I was in call with 2srooky and they said something about being upset, next thing I know we're in their kitchen and I just watched a 17 year old on the verge of tears cook a pan fried waffle, with eggs Benedict(INCLUDING SALMON) from scratch from memory and they never said a word and now they're eating it and no longer on the verge of tears.

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50 Shades of Abuse Flyer - Canada

Use, redistribute, print. 

Click image and magnify for large version.

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Okay. I understood all the flack Twilight got for being an abusive relationship. Because it was and it was being read by a very young and impressionable audience. But ffs, 50 Shades is an ADULT NOVEL. Iit is about a BDSM couple. Which - newsflash - do exist. It is a completely consensual form of dominate/submissive sex play. The whole concept of domestic violence and abuse is that one side exerts control over an unwilling victim. I don’t recall Anastasia, or whatever she’s called, protesting to Christian’s form of sex. If I remember correctly, she quite enjoyed it! So before you condemn a work of romanticizedfiction, actually consider it’s audience and remember that they are mature and capable enough to know the difference between reality and fiction.

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so i guess you didn’t read the parts where he coerces her and the part where he continues after she has used her safeword and acts like a fucking creep whenever they aren’t having sex

it is the worst possible introduction to BDSM i could imagine

i know my shit okay

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im hoping the people defending this book are 1. never getting into BDSM 2. not currently into BDSM 3. havent read the book bc i dont want to believe anyone is that fucking stupid

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Let me

just

fucking

drop

some fucking

knowledge on you right now.

Wanna know the BDSM mantra? Safe, sane, consensual.

So let me explain why this book was devoid of all three of these things.

Safe - In the first few chapters of the novel, Christian Grey tracks Ana’s cell phone to find her at a club. Takes her home when she’s drunk, changes her when she’s so intoxicated she doesn’t remember him doing so,and informs her he will be keeping tabs on her for her own benefit. This is not the behaviour of a respectable Dominant. This is the behaviour of a power hungry, abusive asshole who really can’t take no for an answer.

Sane - One of the most important parts of BDSM is aftercare. Scenes can be extremely traumatizing and intense for the submissive. Aftercare is anything from petting to cuddling to holding to sweet talking, whatever degree of gentleness a bottom would need to pull them out of “subspace”. How does Christian provide aftercare? He submits Ana to a traumatizing first time spanking experience AND THEN FUCKING LEAVES. AND GETS MAD THAT SHE DIDN’T TELL HIM SHE WAS UPSET. He’s the one who should fucking know better! That, again, is not the act of a responsible Dominant. It’s the act of a selfish abuser.

Consensual - Did I mention he undressed her when she was belligerently drunk? Tracked her phone to locate her? He also buys her a new car despite her saying no countless times. Now, consent is important for any kind of sexual activity at all. Consent means informed, consent means enthusiastic. Informed, enthusiastic consent. This is crucial in a BDSM setting. Scenes can be extremely intense, especially for the bottom. What is Christian’s form of obtaining consent? Handing Ana a fucking contract highlighting all the things he wants to do her asshole and asking her to sign it. She was a virgin (Don’t even get me fucking started.) who had never before been exposed to BDSM. Entering in that kind of relationship takes a gargantuan amount of trust and knowledge so you know exactly what you’re getting into. Not reading a list of kinks on a piece of paper and signing your rights to say no away. Christian didn’t offer her resources, he didn’t offer her information. He gave her an ultimatum. That is not the sort of consent a responsible Dom/me would seek from their submissive.

Fuck. This. book. It’s written in a shitty way, it’s a terrible example of a BDSM relationship (ask anybody already involved in the lifestyle and watch them go blue in the face just thinking about it), which is already faced with enough prejudice and misunderstand, and it romanticizes and glorifies abuse.

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And this post is going into my bookmarks, because it is beautiful.

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HEY LOOK EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT 50 SHADES SERIES IN ONE

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ooo, someone actually broke down the Safe Sane Consensual thing and how 50 Shades DOESN’T EVEN TOUCH IT WITH A 10 FOOT POLE.

def reblogging.

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I got so tired of explaining why what I liked was different from this piece of shit. Thank you.

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I've gone on for years with my other BDSM cohorts about this trash novel and how bad it is. Thank you SO much.