f*ck

eric, he/they, full time dumbass, part time artist

[fuantea]

original art never gets attention when ur a small acc but I love this boy too much not to post him

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags what you would want to tell your crush right now

[camelpimp]

I think the true measure of a person’s character is this: in a game with a character creater, do you:

A) just use the default

B) recreate yourself

C) recreate a popular character

D) make your oc

E) just make whatever looks the coolest/prettiest

F) monster factory that shit

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re beginning to think your cat is really just a human trapped in a cat’s body. But, sometimes, you think they might be a little bit more than that. Something greater. Something powerful. You’re not really sure, anymore.

[eriibons]

why is this a prompt this is just regular life

[chongoblog]

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

[drsupermonk]

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

[chongoblog]

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are-are furbies based on owls???

[eriibons]

i see an owl cake and think it’s a furby every time i go to the bakery near school

[eriibons]

he is proud of you

[awkwardaizawa]

reblog this post if you, too, would sacrifice your life for shōta aizawa

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are-are furbies based on owls???

[eriibons]

i see an owl cake and think it's a furby every time i go to the bakery near school

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

only girl mosquitoes drink blood

[eriibons]

even mosquitoes have gender roles

[paper-mario-wiki]

since i woke up i had a random, unprompted thought, and ive been trying to remember something really fuckin weird and specific.

it’s an object. like, a shitty food object.

it’s from a cartoon. it’s like. vaguely circular. it’s old and grey or at least very cheap and low quality. it sort of sounds like crumpled paper i think? or at least crunchy. and a character eats it. it’s not a regular thing and it only shows up once.

i THINK it looked like this.

i can see it in my head in the same way you might be able to see someone in your peripherals. it’s fucking bugging me so much.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

new story

it’s been 3 months, so i’m legally allowed to share my first officially published story for free. previously published in Massacre Magazine, under the Gorey Skelton pen name

leave feedback in the replies! (i seriously love feedback, but my tumblr inbox is a mess)

[eriibons]

oh that was neat

[waywardwarlocks]

tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard

if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.

if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.

you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.

if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look

you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.

if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.

you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.

don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.

research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.

some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.

don’t read the hidden graves.

if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.

if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.

don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.

don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.

[freshberries]

jokes on you it's eric that's right i found you and you'll never escape from my Eternal Halloween Time you're not allowed to be j*lly until dec 1

[eriibons]

check mistlehoes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gopro cameras, but only cats get to wear them

[eriibons]

the footage is A Wall for three hours and then blurs as the cat z o o m s everywhere before it goes back to The Wall

[shortviolet]

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

[flowerboy-connor]

If you’re a mlm or nblm reblog this with your “type” in the tags!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Petition to refer to a group of pansexuals as a Pantheon.

G R A N T E D

[eriibons]

it says petition not permission,,,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

G R A N T E D

[eriibons]

BUT GAUD